ChazFremontIII

But the rays stay out of the fray in St. Tropez.

There's more than one way to skin a cat. But since PETA got R&D budget cancelled, we'll never know the exact number.

Though the snooze button is in a really awkward place.

Welcome to the sour mash succotash bash, where everybody gets to thrash with a dash of panache!

Open your flipping eyes! I'm literally standing across the room from you. What do you mean, "What's a record machine?" It's a machine that makes records. Like what we do for a living. At the record factory. Geesh!

She doesn't want to lose those 'huge tracks of land."

With the holidays just around the corner, make sure you take time to look both ways, cross the street, and walk in the other direction.

Querulous quips keep quacking up Quakers.

Where have all the cowboys gone? My guess is the poon saloon. They should be there till noon.

https://soundcloud.c...ugs-outro-intro Alright, thanks for tuning in everybody. It's a balmy 43 degrees with overcast skies. Have a great day and thanks for listening to WCBB!

Happy Thanksgiving Part II : The Revenge

Happy Thanksgiving Part III : Avenging the Revenge

Happy Thanksgiving!

I only ordered this mattress because I needed a box to store my mini-fridge.

For my next trick, I'll unleash ungodly terror on everyone in this auditorium. Just kidding, I'm just gonna guess your card, sir.

If you can't beat 'em...you're probably using the brass knuckles wrong.

Harvey Korman once told me the secret to life, but he's dead now so I guess I can just forget about that.

Critics everywhere are calling it...a podcast.

I picked a hell of a day to quit eating corndogs.

Here's a short one (25 seconds). Downloadable and ready for listening. The title pretty much says it all... https://soundcloud.c...mont-iii/pluggy

Boba Fett is a pretty good get. All the ladies like his blaster; though it goes off early, I bet.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but ask yourself; "Why on earth is my doctor stalking me?"

https://soundcloud.c...-iii/black-plug Black Plug Hey Nongman I like the way you plug So get on the mic and give me some Hey Nongman The way you plug that thang I wanna Leesa Porsche and talk some tang Plugs, plugs, plugs, plugs, plugs, plugs, plugs, plugs, plugs, plugs, pluuuuugs!

A wise man once said, "Welcome to the world! Here's some myrrh."