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Everything posted by ChazFremontIII
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A sleep AND heat rate monitor?! Not on my watch.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Unfortunately. I really need to upgrade. -
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I ate that plumb with such aplomb, it came out my bum just like a bomb!
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TMI? -
Griddle me this, griddle me that. And when you’re done making breakfast get the hell outta my flat.
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Her fetishism for ventriloquism resulted in a lot dummies with the same mummy.
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There’s a hole in my heart that can only be filled by a board certified cardiac surgeon.
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So take your University of Granada medical degree and get the hell out of here, Ellen! -
Watch It, Rent It, Buy It! (ft. Heynong Mantzoukas)
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions
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Watch It, Rent It, Buy It! (ft. Heynong Mantzoukas)
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Bumping for old times sake -
If mammary serves, you’re a sucker for milkshakes.
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Rimshot -
My other car is your mom
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(sigh) My mother; the car... -
Seatbelts Save Lives. Chastity Belts Save Wives.
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I’ll be here all week -
Little Miss Muffet streams Jimmy Buffet (because she has terrible taste in music)
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Sounds like you did, too! Nice work on the plugs theme -
Little Miss Muffet streams Jimmy Buffet (because she has terrible taste in music)
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Cheeseburger in Hell is more like it. -
I like my women like I like my fine wine; over-priced and with a strong nose.
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In Vino Veritas -
It's like we're shitting on a gold mine here!
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If you can’t beat ‘em, they’re probably not drums!
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I know, I know...I’m lifting John Lennon’s catchphrase. -
Blessed are the fleek, for they shall inherit big girth.
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I like the loot in your patoot. Let’s knock boots!
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If you know what I mean. And I think you do. -
Pride may cometh before the fall, but I cometh after I ball.
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Top o the morning! -
I'd like to apologize to all the butterflies I tried to circumsize and subsequently had to euthanize.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I'd like to apologize to all the butterflies I tried to circumsize and subsequently had to euthanize.