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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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'Tis a fine fellow who feathers his father's foxhole with fern fronds from Fairfield.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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'Tis a Wise man who makes his fortune peddling potato chips.
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"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz"... is what it sounds like when I dip my testicles in the Cheez Whizz.
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“Here’s a pro-tip for you,” said the male prostitute.
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30 minutes or less might be OK for a pizza delivery, but when it comes to love making, I can shave twenty-nine minutes off that time.
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A beer distributor and a pretzel salesman walk into a bar...
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But let's be honest, if you've got even one bird in your bush, it may be time for a waxing.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A cantata about a frittata? That'll never play in Nevada.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A Fonzerelli Flag Day Fun Fact Check. Betsy Ross as a distant cousin of Marion Ross? That gets two big Correctamun-NOs 'Lying Ted'!
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A pin-up with a pre-nup? Talk about the poster girl for asset protection!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A reading from the letter of RuPaul to the Ephesians. “Sashay away bitches. Your leather ain’t got nothing on the Corinthians’.”
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A stitch in time is impossible, since time is an abstract, arbitrary concept.
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A wise man once said, "Welcome to the world! Here's some myrrh."
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Abandon all hope all ye who enter; there be monsters in these waters. Of course, if someone got off their ass and cleaned the pool, we'd be fine.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Accidentally labelling your wife's undergarment with your mother's name? Now that's what I call a Freudian Slip!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ain’t no party like a Bang Bang party, ‘cause a Bang Bang party is super farty!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ain’t no party like a BangBang party cause at a BangBang party the guacamole makes you!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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