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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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I've seen fire and I've seen rain, but never in the same place at the same time. I think we just figured out someone's secret identity!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Because Mork & Brenda just doesn't have the same cachet.
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If I knew how much a woodchuck could chuck, then I probably wouldn't be on the phone with you right now, would I Mom?
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There's a lawyer in my foyer who says his name is Sawyer. He's here about the drumming, the strumming, and of course the constant cumming.
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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you go ask your sister if I can buy her a drink?
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Be Kind, Re-spool the magnetic tape on the left spindle so the next person who watches this doesn't have to do it.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Marmalade, Marmaduke...it's all the same when the lights are off.
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I never met a fried pickle I didn't perform fellatio on.
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I probably should have known things would go wrong, when I saw that the doctor's full name was Mel Practeese.
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are nearly killing me with an anvil to the head?
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Some people have said I can be a bit of a milquetoast every now and then, but I prefer to think of myself as a two-percent bruschetta.
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Every time a bell rings, an angel gets a tinnitus flare-up.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A stitch in time is impossible, since time is an abstract, arbitrary concept.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yes, I understand that bank tellers and fortune tellers perform vastly different jobs. Now where's the crystal ball you keep all the money in?
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One if by land, two if by sea. Three if by anus, four if by wee.
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Ain’t no party like a BangBang party cause at a BangBang party the guacamole makes you!
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Knick Knack Paddywack gave the dog a boner. This old man is on the ASPCA’s watchlist.
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I don’t know why she swallowed my fly; all she had to do was unzip it first.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In the land of the blind, the one-eared man pretty much goes unnotIced.
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I just flew in from Albuquerque, and boy do they charge a lot for checked bags.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I like my balls like I like my smurfs; tiny and blue.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If the early bird gets the worm, then the late bird gets the wormhole, thereby making him the early bird...and that Timmy, is how the universe ends.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fisherman because they have perfect pitch.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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