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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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So now I know; there's no body checking allowed in tonsil hockey. But I bet I can get away with some high sticking, if you know what I mean.
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As the captain always says upon coitus interruptus: Kirk out!
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Iron curtain; shower curtain; Jane Curtain. Only one of these hasn't been a party to my masturbation.
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Look, I'm sorry I misunderstood what 'going to second base' meant, but you gotta admit these are pretty good seats!
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They say eyes are the windows to one's soul. If that's true, I don't want to even think about what the butthole is.
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When Life gives you lemons, ask, "What kind of magazine gives lemons as a thank you for your subscription?"
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Papa's got a brand new bag. Mama's got an old vacuum in need of repair. You do the math.
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Hello, Geek Squad? Yes, my disk is floppy and I can't get seem to boot it up. That's a problem, 'cause I really like to RAM!
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It's like a smelly hygenist. You know what I'm talking about, Alanis.
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Carmen San Diego was never really that hard to find. Most nights she was turning tricks outside Petco Park.
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I like big buttes and I cannot lie. So if you drive me to Montana I'll tell you everything.
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One out of five dentists hope you don't look too closely into their credentials.
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I avoided the noid like a bad case of hemorrhoids. And all I got for my trouble was cold pizza and a slimy ass crack.
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Cinco de Mayo's going to be a lot less fun now that all the jumping beans will be made in America. Thanks, Trump.
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For the last time; Battle of the Network Stars is not the same as Star Wars. One is undeniably cool, and the other has Jar Jar Binks.
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30 minutes or less might be OK for a pizza delivery, but when it comes to love making, I can shave twenty-nine minutes off that time.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But let's be honest, if you've got even one bird in your bush, it may be time for a waxing.
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I hate to be a party pooper, but could you direct me to the commode?
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Bros may come before hoes, but ain't nobody gettin' between me and my garden weasel.
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Abandon all hope all ye who enter; there be monsters in these waters. Of course, if someone got off their ass and cleaned the pool, we'd be fine.
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At my behest she bared a breast, upon which I confessed my request was in jest. "I should have guessed," she replied as she dressed....
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When grabbing life by the horns, it can be useful to make sure you know where it's hooves are.
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I've often wondered which is the more rewarding job; purse-snatcher or snatch-purser.
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