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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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Welcome to the only show where you'll hear about Frosty's corn cob knob.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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All I did was ask for a kiss. I'm sorry I confused the words mistletoe and cameltoe, but I bet it's a more common mistake than you'd think.
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We have a name for guys like you back where I'm from. We call them plumbers. Could I get an estimate on installing a new p-trap in the terlet?
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Ooh baby I love your whey. And your curds. You really do make the best cheese sweetheart.
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They call me Mr. Tibbs. Which is strange, because my last name is Jenkins. And I'm a woman.
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An apology to the members of PETA I may have offended by visiting Sea World. My cab driver took me there accidentally. I didn't go on porpoise.
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Where is Juarez, you ask? Well...you know Juneau? Head south then see me in Simi. My two sons from Tucson can show you from there.
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Sand paper and toilet paper. Not, repeat, NOT interchangeable.
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Pick a card, any card. Seriously, we've been in this Hallmark store long enough.
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You want to know what really creams my corn? 2% milk. Half & Half is just too fattening.
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It took me a while to check, but I can now say without a doubt that when you're smiling, the whole world is NOT, in fact, smiling with you!
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All I want for Christmas is my left nut back. I made a really bad bargain to get Hamilton tickets.
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You, Uncle Sam. Me, Hagar. Let's Red, White, and Blue Rocker this bitch!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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He was a bored house-husband. She, an encyclopedia saleswoman. Their love knew no bounds. Except for the ones she used to tie him to the bed.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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No, I said I was here to have my TUBES tied. Now, what am I supposed to do wth this tangled mass of brass?
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If I knew how to spell mellifluous, I wouldn't have ended up in Prague.
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Crippled with self-doubt, I somehow find the will to carry on. Or do I?
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You will meet someone new when you least expect it. Like the next time you're on the toilet reading Vanity Fair.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Beware the high cost of airfare if considering a career peddling tupperware.
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Hal 9000? Kind of a jerk. Hal Linden? Kind of a Barney Miller.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Numismania, Pyromania, Egomania. Only one of these was good enough for Def Leppard.
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