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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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Alexander wept for there were no worlds left to conquer. But then he saw the rack on that Egyptian chick and he started to feel a little better.
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All I did was ask for a kiss. I'm sorry I confused the words mistletoe and cameltoe, but I bet it's a more common mistake than you'd think.
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All I want for Christmas is my left nut back. I made a really bad bargain to get Hamilton tickets.
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All my exes live in condos I'm legally required to pay the rent on.
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An apology to the members of PETA I may have offended by visiting Sea World. My cab driver took me there accidentally. I didn't go on porpoise.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but ask yourself; "Why on earth is my doctor stalking me?"
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Ancient Egyptian curses aside, that was one jolly-good expedition, eh chaps?!
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Anything is pastable if you put your manicotti to it.
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Anything you can do I can do with greater efficiency and a higher rate of effectiveness. (Yes I can!)
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Apparently the whole matter/anti-matter concept doesn't extend to pasta/antipasta.
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As the captain always says upon coitus interruptus: Kirk out!
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As the Greek God said upon returning home from battle; "Did you myth me?"
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As the Wise man once said, “Anybody want a potato chip?”
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Ask your doctor if he'd like to go out on a date. Doctor's make good money.
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Ask your proctologist whether a cucumber trellis is right for you.
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At her annual performance evaluation, the prostitute was given a 'blowing' recommendation.
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At my behest she bared a breast, upon which I confessed my request was in jest. "I should have guessed," she replied as she dressed....
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Be Kind, Re-spool the magnetic tape on the left spindle so the next person who watches this doesn't have to do it.
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Be true to your school and completely unfaithful to your regular house of worship.
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Because Mork & Brenda just doesn't have the same cachet.
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Because sometimes you're the de-veiner, and sometimes you're the shrimp.
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Beware the high cost of airfare if considering a career peddling tupperware.
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