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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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You want to know what really creams my corn? 2% milk. Half & Half is just too fattening.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Pick a card, any card. Seriously, we've been in this Hallmark store long enough.
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Sand paper and toilet paper. Not, repeat, NOT interchangeable.
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Where is Juarez, you ask? Well...you know Juneau? Head south then see me in Simi. My two sons from Tucson can show you from there.
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An apology to the members of PETA I may have offended by visiting Sea World. My cab driver took me there accidentally. I didn't go on porpoise.
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They call me Mr. Tibbs. Which is strange, because my last name is Jenkins. And I'm a woman.
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Ooh baby I love your whey. And your curds. You really do make the best cheese sweetheart.
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We have a name for guys like you back where I'm from. We call them plumbers. Could I get an estimate on installing a new p-trap in the terlet?
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Ancient Egyptian curses aside, that was one jolly-good expedition, eh chaps?!
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All I did was ask for a kiss. I'm sorry I confused the words mistletoe and cameltoe, but I bet it's a more common mistake than you'd think.
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Welcome to the only show where you'll hear about Frosty's corn cob knob.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When grabbing life by the horns, it can be useful to make sure you know where it's hooves are.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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At my behest she bared a breast, upon which I confessed my request was in jest. "I should have guessed," she replied as she dressed....
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Abandon all hope all ye who enter; there be monsters in these waters. Of course, if someone got off their ass and cleaned the pool, we'd be fine.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bros may come before hoes, but ain't nobody gettin' between me and my garden weasel.
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Let's beat feet to Fleet Street for that famous meat treat!
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People who throw stones should make carefully considered real estate choices.
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I hate to be a party pooper, but could you direct me to the commode?
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But let's be honest, if you've got even one bird in your bush, it may be time for a waxing.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your neighbor's Schnauzer away from your lawn gnomes.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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30 minutes or less might be OK for a pizza delivery, but when it comes to love making, I can shave twenty-nine minutes off that time.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For the last time; Battle of the Network Stars is not the same as Star Wars. One is undeniably cool, and the other has Jar Jar Binks.
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Cinco de Mayo's going to be a lot less fun now that all the jumping beans will be made in America. Thanks, Trump.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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