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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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If I had a dime for every trombone I've taken to the testicles, I'd have enough to make two phone calls in 1987.
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I'm happy to fill your cannoli with some stromboli, if you let me rub my ziti on your titi.
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This is the least amusing bouche I've ever had. I expected more from the owner of Frenchie's Place.
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Living life like a candle in the wind seems pretty great. You get blown constantly and never have to worry about getting fired.
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Please allow me a moment to get Sirius. This offer for three free months of satellite radio ends soon.
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Wherefore art thou, Alfa-Romeo? I'm pretty sure I parked you in section 5G.
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It seems only natural that a Greco-Roman wrestling match would end in a sword-fight.
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Bingo may have been his name-o, but I'm pretty sure Charades was his game-o.
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Don't show up to a game of Bananagrams wearing only your banana hammock. Nobody finds it clever, or appealing.
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Pressing up, up, down, left, a,a, b,b, left, up will automatically allow you to skip to Plugs.
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Oh, hello there. I'm popular podcast purveyor Scott Aukerman and I'd like to talk to you about feline chlamydia. That's right, Cat Clap.
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The phone lines are open, but keep in mind this show is pre-recorded.
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My socks are too tight. I guess I should get new ones. They should be looser. #HaikuOfTheBanal
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I dared Timmy to break into his neighbor's glass house, but he didn't have the stones for it.
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My top three newtons in order of preference are Thandie, fig, and Sir Issac.
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Not to brag, but my family was so wealthy that when I asked for a Commodore computer, my father hired Lionel Richie to do my math homework.
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I know they're trying their best to sing for us, but we just can't harem. Pack your wives and go!
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I left my heart in San Francisco. If you find it, please return it to the lifeless husk in terminal A at LAX.
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Opposable thumbs sound great in theory, but all mine want to do is keep wrestling each other.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. They were in a left turn only lane.
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Is it hot in here or is it just me menses beginning to pause?
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I'm getting too superannuated for this fecal material.
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White noise helps me fall asleep, but it also has the unfortunate effect of making me much more racist when I wake up.
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