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There once was a man from Old Seifert. A cannon he found meant for tee shirts. He played with the gun, and while he had fun, he was surprised at ...
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My Life was great. Until I left it sitting in the milk too long.
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She really wore her heart on her sleeve. Which is what most likely led to her massive blood loss and eventual death.
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Yes, I said 'cheese and crackers'. Jesus Christ, do you have a hearing problem?
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Call me old-fashioned, but I I've always liked the combination of a little bourbon, bitters, and sugar.
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Temper your excitement. This is no different than when that geologist invited me over to look at her 'cleavage'.
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Walk like an Egyptian? Thanks for the advice The Bangles, but I should have Run Like an Ethiopian. It was a marathon after all.
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I've heard of boom boxes, but you might want to consult a physician, sweetie!
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but you'll probably still be diabetic at the end of this episode.
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I'd say there's more than a fifty percent chance that I'll break wind during this podcast.
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I wanna rock and roll all day and get to bed by about 9:45.
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Alexander wept for there were no worlds left to conquer. But then he saw the rack on that Egyptian chick and he started to feel a little better.
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A cantata about a frittata? That'll never play in Nevada.
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If the heart of rock n' roll is in Cleveland, then that must make it's rectum in Tallahassee.
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Thanks, Huey Lewis and the FAKE NEWS! Worst. tribute band. ever.
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Thanks, but I don't think that's what they meant by a Golden Anniversary Present. Can you hand me a towel?
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Man, he's really adding salt to his wounds. Plus, what looks like a little tarragon and a splash of white wine.
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I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but with childhood obesity what it is; how about an unsweetened iced tea?
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I've seen fire & I've seen rain, but never in the same place at the same time. I'm beginning to wonder if it's some kind of Superman/Clark Kent thing.
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