ChazFremontIII

Call me crazy, but a more accurate diagnosis would be 'mentally deranged'.

By ChazFremontIII, March 27, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Here's where I draw the line...and then a circle; now four shorter lines, and voila, I've got a stick figure!

By ChazFremontIII, March 27, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

These glasses make your butt look big.

By ChazFremontIII, March 25, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If your happy and you know it, gonorrhea your hands!

By ChazFremontIII, March 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm glad that nice gentleman alerted me that my barn door was open. Otherwise someone might have run off with my new tractor.

By ChazFremontIII, March 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'd rather be the belle of the ball than the ball of the bell. You get banged either way, but one makes your ears ring less.

By ChazFremontIII, March 21, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Buster Posey?! I hardly know her posey.

By ChazFremontIII, March 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hammer?! I hardly sow her!

By ChazFremontIII, March 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Scott's a Cheapskate (But at Least We Get Plugs)

By ChazFremontIII, March 19, 2017 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

• Plugs

Despite what the label said, I found that taffy to be completely humorless.

By ChazFremontIII, March 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

'Tis a fine fellow who feathers his father's foxhole with fern fronds from Fairfield.

By ChazFremontIII, March 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

As the Greek God said upon returning home from battle; "Did you myth me?"

By ChazFremontIII, March 18, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I never met a dam I didn't dike.

By ChazFremontIII, March 18, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Podcasting impresario Smooth Talkerman, reporting for bootie!

By ChazFremontIII, March 16, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You can play a piano, but only Abe Vigoda can play a Fish.

By ChazFremontIII, March 14, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Uranus is waxing and will soon eclipse the small moons of Scrotus and Teste.

By ChazFremontIII, March 14, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Blizzard?! I hardly snow herd!

By ChazFremontIII, March 14, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

All my exes live in condos I'm legally required to pay the rent on.

By ChazFremontIII, March 14, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ask your doctor if he'd like to go out on a date. Doctor's make good money.

By ChazFremontIII, March 14, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Viva Las Vegans!

By ChazFremontIII, March 14, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Who among us HASN'T accidentally stapled his foreskin to a diorama of the North Pole meant for Santa to enjoy on Christmas Eve?

By ChazFremontIII, March 13, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Take it from me.......Then give it to the guy at this address. That's all there is to delivering a pizza.

By ChazFremontIII, March 13, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My get up and Van Gogh must have got up and Van Went.

By ChazFremontIII, March 12, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In the land of the deaf, the one-eared man is considered disfigured.

By ChazFremontIII, March 12, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A wise man once said - "JESUS CHRIST!"

By ChazFremontIII, March 12, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions