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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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I ate that plumb with such aplomb, it came out my bum just like a bomb!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Griddle me this, griddle me that. And when youâre done making breakfast get the hell outta my flat.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Others might call you my step ladder, but to me youâll never be anything more than my momâs new climbing helper.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Her fetishism for ventriloquism resulted in a lot dummies with the same mummy.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thereâs a hole in my heart that can only be filled by a board certified cardiac surgeon.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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They call me BJ Jizzy and I rock the mics mean. Some folks hate my name âcause they think that itâs not that kind of show.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Watch It, Rent It, Buy It! (ft. Heynong Mantzoukas)
By ChazFremontIII, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions
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Fun my ass! I spent the week cleaning up banana peels and trying to get the smell of monkey shit out of the barrel.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If mammary serves, youâre a sucker for milkshakes.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Why donât we do it in the road? Because Iâve already got skid marks on my underwear; I donât need em all the way up my back, too.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Little Miss Muffet streams Jimmy Buffet (because she has terrible taste in music)
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I like my women like I like my fine wine; over-priced and with a strong nose.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you canât beat âem, theyâre probably not drums!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A reading from the letter of RuPaul to the Ephesians. âSashay away bitches. Your leather ainât got nothing on the Corinthiansâ.â
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Blessed are the fleek, for they shall inherit big girth.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I like the loot in your patoot. Letâs knock boots!
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Pride may cometh before the fall, but I cometh after I ball.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'd like to apologize to all the butterflies I tried to circumsize and subsequently had to euthanize.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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âHereâs a pro-tip for you,â said the male prostitute.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thereâs no accounting for taste. But a good CPA will still probably be able to help you develop a depreciation schedule for that ugly fucking credenza you bought, Stephen.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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