ChazFremontIII

'Tis a fine fellow who feathers his father's foxhole with fern fronds from Fairfield.

By ChazFremontIII, March 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

'Tis a Wise man who makes his fortune peddling potato chips.

By ChazFremontIII, April 4, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz"... is what it sounds like when I dip my testicles in the Cheez Whizz.

By ChazFremontIII, February 26, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

“Here’s a pro-tip for you,” said the male prostitute.

By ChazFremontIII, February 14, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

$2.50 for a sandwich rap; $3 for a ballad.

By ChazFremontIII, November 26, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

30 minutes or less might be OK for a pizza delivery, but when it comes to love making, I can shave twenty-nine minutes off that time.

By ChazFremontIII, December 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

6:37 a.m. Now there was a time.

By ChazFremontIII, June 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A banana a day keeps the proctologist in pay.

By ChazFremontIII, December 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A beer distributor and a pretzel salesman walk into a bar...

By ChazFremontIII, March 10, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But let's be honest, if you've got even one bird in your bush, it may be time for a waxing.

By ChazFremontIII, December 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A cantata about a frittata? That'll never play in Nevada.

By ChazFremontIII, February 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A Fonzerelli Flag Day Fun Fact Check. Betsy Ross as a distant cousin of Marion Ross? That gets two big Correctamun-NOs 'Lying Ted'!

By ChazFremontIII, May 23, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A good flan is hard to bind

By ChazFremontIII, December 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A penis shaved is a penis spurned.

By ChazFremontIII, February 21, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A pin-up with a pre-nup? Talk about the poster girl for asset protection!

By ChazFremontIII, November 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A reading from the letter of RuPaul to the Ephesians. “Sashay away bitches. Your leather ain’t got nothing on the Corinthians’.”

By ChazFremontIII, May 2, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A Rolling Stone gathers lots of paternity suits.

By ChazFremontIII, April 11, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A sleep AND heat rate monitor?! Not on my watch.

By ChazFremontIII, April 19, 2021 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A stitch in time is impossible, since time is an abstract, arbitrary concept.

By ChazFremontIII, September 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A wise man once said - "JESUS CHRIST!"

By ChazFremontIII, March 12, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A wise man once said, "Welcome to the world! Here's some myrrh."

By ChazFremontIII, August 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Catchphrases

Abandon all hope all ye who enter; there be monsters in these waters. Of course, if someone got off their ass and cleaned the pool, we'd be fine.

By ChazFremontIII, December 8, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Accidentally labelling your wife's undergarment with your mother's name? Now that's what I call a Freudian Slip!

By ChazFremontIII, April 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ain’t no party like a Bang Bang party, ‘cause a Bang Bang party is super farty!

By ChazFremontIII, October 21, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ain’t no party like a BangBang party cause at a BangBang party the guacamole makes you!

By ChazFremontIII, December 4, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions