ChazFremontIII

Nobody puts rabies in a coroner.

By ChazFremontIII, January 14, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

New from Sullivan's (makers of the famous banana hammock) comes the Zucchini Bikini! When you want to show while you grow!

By ChazFremontIII, December 9, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Nikki Sixx? More like Nikki Twoo. That guy ain’t half the bassist he used to be.

By ChazFremontIII, December 6, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Don’t tell Loretta you knocked over her Poinsetta while dancing to Rush’s Red Barchetta. She can’t stand Canadian prog Rock.

By ChazFremontIII, December 6, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I hate to vent...but I really need to let the steam out of this pressure cooker. Please step aside Ephraim.

By ChazFremontIII, December 6, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Sweet release of Death? Old Reap’s got nothing on that masseuse that works out behind the bodega.

By ChazFremontIII, December 4, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Your love is like a hurricane.  There's lots of blowing and you tell me to keep away from the eye.

By ChazFremontIII, October 21, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hello, Poison Control?  Yeah, Brett Michaels is running down my street in a ballerina outfit.  Could you send someone to get him?  Also, am I gonna die?

By ChazFremontIII, October 21, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Calendar?! I hardly dated her!

By ChazFremontIII, September 5, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The official podcast of those who clean Argentine latrines with hand me down tambourines.

By ChazFremontIII, September 5, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Let's talk about sex baby.  Let's talk about poo and pee.  Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that come from the general area of one's groin.

By ChazFremontIII, August 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'll take the club sandwich on rye for two-fifty, Alex.

By ChazFremontIII, August 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You’ll know us by the trail of dirtied adult diapers.

By ChazFremontIII, June 13, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

To all the girls I’ve loved before.....yeah, you’re probably gonna want get yourself tested for The Clap.

By ChazFremontIII, June 13, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I like my women like my 5K runs; flat and fast.

By ChazFremontIII, June 12, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Open Up the Plug Bag for Me

By ChazFremontIII, April 4, 2016 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

• CBB
• Plugs

Next thing I know, I’ve got syphillis and my wallet’s gone. That’s the last time I trust the Gorton’s fisherman!

By ChazFremontIII, May 21, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A Rolling Stone gathers lots of paternity suits.

By ChazFremontIII, April 11, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets a tinnitus flare-up.

By ChazFremontIII, March 25, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It seems to me that if you live your life like a candle in the wind, you’ll get blown a lot.

By ChazFremontIII, March 22, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I like my women like I take my mashed potatoes; rustic and with a little gravy.

By ChazFremontIII, February 22, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Brought to you by Francis Scott. The Key to a healthy sense of national pride.

By ChazFremontIII, February 18, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My cassette deck; your toast. What do they have in common? They’re both loaded with Pearl Jam. Have a great breakfast!

By ChazFremontIII, February 18, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Life’s a bitch. Then you don’t marry one and you’re son’s a bastard!

By ChazFremontIII, February 18, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Only I can prevent forest fires, Smoky? Christ, that’s a lot pressure to put on a ten year old!

By ChazFremontIII, February 14, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions