ChazFremontIII
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I don't want to grow up, I'm a ToysRUs giraffe and already pretty tall.
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Waffle fries?! What'll they think of next, Pancake Onion Rings?
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My hobbies include skiing, needlepoint, and eating pork rinds while sitting naked on the high school bleachers.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, got it? Good, now let's work on secondary colors.
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This just in: Bob Seger's bullet band reportedly made of aluminum. Stay tuned after plugs for 'the rest of the story'!
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You should never take life for granite. Because granite is a rock and that's a pretty stupid thing to kill someone over.
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If it looks like I've got a spring in my step, it's only because some punk slipped a slinky into my crocs.
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I like my women like my favorite Welcome Back Kotter character: bushy, Hispanic, & named Epstein.
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How much is that doggy in the window? He's not for sale. And who goes up to people's homes asking to buy their pets anyway?!
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Anything you can do I can do with greater efficiency and a higher rate of effectiveness. (Yes I can!)
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Accidentally labelling your wife's undergarment with your mother's name? Now that's what I call a Freudian Slip!
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I sure hope life ISN'T a highway. The last thing I need is more sweaty workmen covering me with tar.
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Talk about seminal moments in podcasting! It's gonna take forever to get this microphone clean.
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Great, Ceasar's ghost. Just great. Now what am I supposed to do with all these croutons?
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Let's beat feet to Fleet Street for that famous meat treat!
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People who throw stones should make carefully considered real estate choices.
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Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your neighbor's Schnauzer away from your lawn gnomes.
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Where there's a will there's a clearly delineated plan for asset distribution.
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Though the old sailor had seen his share of navel engagements, he found her amount of belly button lint quite unnerving.
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Marvelous night for a moondance my ass. Call me when you graduate meterology school Van Morrison.
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