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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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Slow your roll, friend. Bowling's a game of finesse.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My progenitor was pro-janitor, so I guess you could say I come from a clan who like things spic and span.
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ohmygod, ohmygod! I thought you said you were allergic to 'peanuts'! Do you have an epipen handy?
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A beer distributor and a pretzel salesman walk into a bar...
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They call me the 'can opener'. I don't think I need to tell you why.
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Anything is pastable if you put your manicotti to it.
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The cunning linguist finally met his match when the master debater came on the floor of sexual congress.
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I'm gonna tap that ass, I'm gonna cap that ass. I'm gonna do it all because my name's Ben Sasse (R-Nebraska).
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hop pop, hippie to the pippie, ya hop on pop and ya don't stop.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I left everything I had out on that dance floor. So if anyone finds my wallet, drop it in the mail care of Earwolf Studios.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz"... is what it sounds like when I dip my testicles in the Cheez Whizz.
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Be true to your school and completely unfaithful to your regular house of worship.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Time to meet Sally in the alley, now that I'm done with Gene in the latrine.
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Sorry, I misinterpreted the announcer's statement that the hitter had three balls on him. I'll leave the locker room now.
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Apparently the whole matter/anti-matter concept doesn't extend to pasta/antipasta.
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I've seen fire & I've seen rain, but never in the same place at the same time. I'm beginning to wonder if it's some kind of Superman/Clark Kent thing.
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I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but with childhood obesity what it is; how about an unsweetened iced tea?
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Man, he's really adding salt to his wounds. Plus, what looks like a little tarragon and a splash of white wine.
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Thanks, but I don't think that's what they meant by a Golden Anniversary Present. Can you hand me a towel?
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thanks, Huey Lewis and the FAKE NEWS! Worst. tribute band. ever.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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