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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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I avoided the noid like a bad case of hemorrhoids. And all I got for my trouble was cold pizza and a slimy ass crack.
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Though the old sailor had seen his share of navel engagements, he found her amount of belly button lint quite unnerving.
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One out of five dentists hope you don't look too closely into their credentials.
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Where there's a will there's a clearly delineated plan for asset distribution.
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I like big buttes and I cannot lie. So if you drive me to Montana I'll tell you everything.
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Carmen San Diego was never really that hard to find. Most nights she was turning tricks outside Petco Park.
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It's like a smelly hygenist. You know what I'm talking about, Alanis.
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Hello, Geek Squad? Yes, my disk is floppy and I can't get seem to boot it up. That's a problem, 'cause I really like to RAM!
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Papa's got a brand new bag. Mama's got an old vacuum in need of repair. You do the math.
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There may be a ghost in the machine, but there's definitely a severed finger gumming up the works. Stop production on #5 boys!
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I dared to use Nair on my mohair underwear. Now I'm mighty tidy in my tighty whities.
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When Life gives you lemons, ask, "What kind of magazine gives lemons as a thank you for your subscription?"
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They say eyes are the windows to one's soul. If that's true, I don't want to even think about what the butthole is.
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Look, I'm sorry I misunderstood what 'going to second base' meant, but you gotta admit these are pretty good seats!
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Iron curtain; shower curtain; Jane Curtain. Only one of these hasn't been a party to my masturbation.
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As the captain always says upon coitus interruptus: Kirk out!
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So now I know; there's no body checking allowed in tonsil hockey. But I bet I can get away with some high sticking, if you know what I mean.
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My android might be paranoid, but my Roomba loves to Zumba!
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My piñata was made of ciabatta, so yeah, it was a pretty crumby birthday.
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Teach a man to fish and he'll steal all the god-damned Cod right out from under your nose. Try to enjoy your Lenten feast then, asshole!
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I often wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of Dustin Hoffman's dad.
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I want that happy guy taken care of, see. That's right, I want to nail fun Gus.
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You can lead a horse to water, but they're awful hard to drown.
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Of course I warned you to duck! What else could I have possibly meant when I yelled, "Spring is in the Air!"?!
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