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ChazFremontIII

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    Accidentally labelling your wife's undergarment with your mother's name? Now that's what I call a Freudian Slip!

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    You can lead a horse to water, but they're awful hard to drown.

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    This is the least amusing bouche I've ever had. I expected more from the owner of Frenchie's Place.

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    People who throw stones should make carefully considered real estate choices.

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    Please sign our petition to make sure George Lucas keeps his hands off Mambos number 1-4. We don’t need any more of our childhood ruined by that man.

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    My android might be paranoid, but my Roomba loves to Zumba!

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    Ancient Egyptian curses aside, that was one jolly-good expedition, eh chaps?!

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    Who among us HASN'T accidentally stapled his foreskin to a diorama of the North Pole meant for Santa to enjoy on Christmas Eve?

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    I dared to use Nair on my mohair underwear. Now I'm mighty tidy in my tighty whities.

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    As the Greek God said upon returning home from battle; "Did you myth me?"

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    Every time a bell rings, an angel gets a tinnitus flare-up.

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    People keep saying I have a magnetic personality, but I think its just a polite way for them to call me bipolar.

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    Hello, Geek Squad? Yes, my disk is floppy and I can't get seem to boot it up. That's a problem, 'cause I really like to RAM!

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    Bingo may have been his name-o, but I'm pretty sure Charades was his game-o.

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    How much is that doggy in the window? He's not for sale. And who goes up to people's homes asking to buy their pets anyway?!

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    Be Kind, Re-spool the magnetic tape on the left spindle so the next person who watches this doesn't have to do it.

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    Abandon all hope all ye who enter; there be monsters in these waters. Of course, if someone got off their ass and cleaned the pool, we'd be fine.

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    They say laughter is the best medicine, but you'll probably still be diabetic at the end of this episode.

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    An apology to the members of PETA I may have offended by visiting Sea World. My cab driver took me there accidentally. I didn't go on porpoise.

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    Walk like an Egyptian? Thanks for the advice The Bangles, but I should have Run Like an Ethiopian. It was a marathon after all.

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    Talk about seminal moments in podcasting! It's gonna take forever to get this microphone clean.

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    Just when you thought you'd looked for love in ALL the wrong places...

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    If you can't beat 'em...you're probably using the brass knuckles wrong.

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    My Life on the Playground: or I Came, I See-Sawed, I Conquered.

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    I hate to make blanket statements, but this quilt is incredibly cozy!

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