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Posts posted by ChazFremontIII
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I like my women like I take my mashed potatoes; rustic and with a little gravy.
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Jose, can you see? Or should I ask them to sit down in front?
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Happy Presidentâs Day!
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Only I can prevent forest fires, Smoky? Christ, thatâs a lot pressure to put on a ten year old!
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Note to self: probably not a good idea to ask, âWhatâs up Kemosabe?â when your buddy has just returned from his cancer treatments.
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As the Wise man once said, âAnybody want a potato chip?â
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Save the llama drama and go finish your brahma diorama before I give you a taste of the Yokohama trauma, Steve.
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Donât cry for me Argentina. And stop laughing at me Finland!
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If the early bird gets the worm, then the late bird gets the wormhole, thereby making him the early bird...and that Timmy, is how the universe ends.
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I donât know why she swallowed my fly; all she had to do was unzip it first.
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A good flan is hard to bind.
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Knick Knack Paddywack gave the dog a boner. This old man is on the ASPCAâs watchlist.
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Happy Cyber Monday!
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Yes, I understand that bank tellers and fortune tellers perform vastly different jobs. Now where's the crystal ball you keep all the money in?
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Some people have said I can be a bit of a milquetoast every now and then, but I prefer to think I'm more of a two-percent bruschetta.
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I probably should have known things would go wrong, when I saw that the doctor's full name was Mel Practeese.
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Never look a gift cat in the butthole.
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What about the cornhole?