I'm a HDGTM forum virgin, but--much like a shark reentering he Earth's atmosphere--these question were burning me up:
What was wrong with Bo Derek's eyes? They were super red, right? Either she just went swimming in a pool with an unusually high amount of chlorine or she's high. Right?
Also, do you think Tara Reid coming out of the slit in the shark was supposed to look like she was being born? She came out head first. That's sort of odd. I mean, I don't know, if I was coming out of the inside of a shark, I would probably go hands first. Oh, excuse me, chainsaw-hand first.
AND DID YOU REALIZE THAT THEY NAMED THE BABY GIL? GIL!