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If a guy ran out of "performance enhancing drugs" that he needs to "steal home base", would you make him "wear his uniform" and act like a baby again?

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Mommy!
- February 6, 2017
If my diet book is to believed, Donald Trump wasn't always an orange turd. He used to be undigested food paired with medications high in beta-carotene

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If your orange turds last for more than 24 hours seek medical attention or move to Canada.
- February 1, 2017
I like my women like I like my coffee, iced and then later discarded in the dumpster behind the cryogenics lab.

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- February 1, 2017
Episode 468 - The Dream Method

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I liked this moment: Chief Inspector: Right. So after I finished and wiped up and left the apartment. Usually with the same towel that all the ejaculate is on. Exasperated Scott: Sure
- January 30, 2017
- 27 replies
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I am the watcher on the walls, I am the fire that burns against the cold, and oh man I am the guy who just ripped ass while taking his vows. My B guys

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Keeps them warm north of the wall
- January 30, 2017
Who has two thumbs and just got two new prosthetic thumbs? This guy.

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- January 30, 2017
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Listen, your technique lacks preparation. First get all your ducks in a row and THEN stick them up your gaping asshole.

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quack
- January 29, 2017
Episode 467 - TruLife TV

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After listening to Paul Sheer for 5 minutes I remembered why I DON'T listen to How Did This Get Made! ........ It's cause I haven't seen a lot of the movies and can't sit through a 2 hour terrible movie i haven't seen. I will listen when it's a movie i have seen though. Love Paul, solid ep.
- January 24, 2017
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A sphere is perfectly round object in three dimensional space that when combined with a second sphere becomes a nice pair of ta-tas.

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OO
- January 23, 2017
Warning: Listening to this podcast will give you a boner the size of a Jamaican bobsled

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Jamaican me......horny
- January 23, 2017
It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the contempt of all the girls at school tomorrow.

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- January 19, 2017
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All the Pervs down in Pervs-ville liked Christmas alot, they'd all line up to watch Curvy Jenny Pervy donning her christmas stocks.

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- January 18, 2017
He had finally tapped into what the fans truly wanted. A source of electricty to keep them powered. ALL. DAY. LONG.

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Hooray!
- January 17, 2017
We all had seen this prank before, the ole snake in a can. But something felt different, perhaps it was the sensation of having my dick in a can.

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perhaps
- January 17, 2017
When I graduated high school I was voted most likely to read listener catchphrases at the start of my podcast.

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Most of the other superlatives were less accurate.
- January 17, 2017
Alphabetically: Aardvark, Chimpanzee, Dolphin & Zebra #AnimalsI'dFuck

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Starting with you Flipper
- January 13, 2017
The mind is a terrible thing to waste, and Mindsweeper is a terrible thing to do while wasted.

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- January 13, 2017
I dreamt I was Hillary Clinton and when I woke up my alarm said Snooze & Recount. I chose snooze, recount can wait.

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5 more minutes of sleep baby!
- January 13, 2017
OK stop what you doin, cause I'm about to ruin, your 10 year old's perception of Humpty Dumpty

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The humpty dance is your chance to learn about sex
- January 12, 2017
This is a message to Donny Kelly of Saugus: Please stop halting parties for a display of your "Kung Fu Powers" that just ends with you farting on me.

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Please Donny
- January 12, 2017
I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end I couldn't hold my bladder.

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Chester Bennington age 80.
- January 11, 2017
So there we were chillin at the bar, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing right in my face! Needless to say, I was sprung.

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- January 11, 2017
Episode 465 - Harsh Joe Pinions

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Blasphemy! He is in the top 5 of people that I actively seek out their appearances in things. But everyone's their own snowflake or whatever when it comes to comedic taste so who am I to say.
- January 10, 2017
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Hailing from Krypton, Blue the bull had powers that made jumping over the moon easy. What wouldn't be easy is telling Moo-is Lane that he loved her.

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Some day Blue, some day.
- January 10, 2017
The red section indicates the period where sales were down, and the ripped section is the portal I climbed through when I was trapped in my computer.

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NO! Don't Save over the file! My friends are still in there!
- January 5, 2017

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If a guy ran out of "performance enhancing drugs" that he needs to "steal home base", would you make him "wear his uniform" and act like a baby again?

If my diet book is to believed, Donald Trump wasn't always an orange turd. He used to be undigested food paired with medications high in beta-carotene

I like my women like I like my coffee, iced and then later discarded in the dumpster behind the cryogenics lab.

Episode 468 - The Dream Method

I am the watcher on the walls, I am the fire that burns against the cold, and oh man I am the guy who just ripped ass while taking his vows. My B guys

Who has two thumbs and just got two new prosthetic thumbs? This guy.

Listen, your technique lacks preparation. First get all your ducks in a row and THEN stick them up your gaping asshole.

Episode 467 - TruLife TV

A sphere is perfectly round object in three dimensional space that when combined with a second sphere becomes a nice pair of ta-tas.

Warning: Listening to this podcast will give you a boner the size of a Jamaican bobsled

It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the contempt of all the girls at school tomorrow.

All the Pervs down in Pervs-ville liked Christmas alot, they'd all line up to watch Curvy Jenny Pervy donning her christmas stocks.

He had finally tapped into what the fans truly wanted. A source of electricty to keep them powered. ALL. DAY. LONG.

We all had seen this prank before, the ole snake in a can. But something felt different, perhaps it was the sensation of having my dick in a can.

When I graduated high school I was voted most likely to read listener catchphrases at the start of my podcast.

Alphabetically: Aardvark, Chimpanzee, Dolphin & Zebra #AnimalsI'dFuck

The mind is a terrible thing to waste, and Mindsweeper is a terrible thing to do while wasted.

I dreamt I was Hillary Clinton and when I woke up my alarm said Snooze & Recount. I chose snooze, recount can wait.

OK stop what you doin, cause I'm about to ruin, your 10 year old's perception of Humpty Dumpty

This is a message to Donny Kelly of Saugus: Please stop halting parties for a display of your "Kung Fu Powers" that just ends with you farting on me.

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end I couldn't hold my bladder.

So there we were chillin at the bar, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing right in my face! Needless to say, I was sprung.

Episode 465 - Harsh Joe Pinions

Hailing from Krypton, Blue the bull had powers that made jumping over the moon easy. What wouldn't be easy is telling Moo-is Lane that he loved her.

The red section indicates the period where sales were down, and the ripped section is the portal I climbed through when I was trapped in my computer.

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