Frenchfries
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I put your hand up on my scarf, when I barf you barf we barf.
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I got my marching orders now I am just waiting for my apriling orders
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Half-off wings make Jack really Sick!
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Once I was great, a man of splendor, now I get gas, when I use Splenda
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I've been tormented by the demons since my youth. Thankfully its mostly light stuff, furry handcuffs, etc..
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I've sold more mattresses than the mattress salesmen from The Princess and the Pea
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My favorite TED talk is the one where Cruz describes the woes of Obama Care
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Right Said Fred said it right when he said "so sexy it hurrrrts".
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I spent the last 20 years of my life explaining my intentions to you, but in the end you were a mirror in my bathroom.
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I screamed at the top of my lungs "Whats goin on!" Meanwhile at the bottom of my lungs the cancer was spreading.
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The clapping hands, the cheer of the crowd, just another day in the life of Duncan McCloud
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Approach microphone and begin reading catchphrase. Look at first guest suggestively and motion to the outside of the room.
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A tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme, the Duck Tales theme song.
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We are giants among men, we who dare to entertain without first embarking on a healthy breakfast!
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Farts, tarts, and horsepoops, Cloverfield lane, Catch the magic school bus, then watch Fraiser Crane!
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I saw you sitting there alone at the empty bar and I realized I would love you if I only knew how.....now brown cow! Get it!
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I was going to say something nice but you comedy bang bang listener dont deserve it! You deserve so much more.
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Time to nut up or shut up, I had my testicles removed and now I am getting replacements. I am doing this in lieu of simply talking about it.
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I thought there was a dollar in my pocket but it was a piece of paper...
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Chapter 2: The Hole//The hole in the wall was built for the sole purpose of containing farts. A poster of a young Candice Bergen covered my secret.
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Time to nut up or nut down. It's the choice of the listener.
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I found the secrets to your heart, they were in the medicine cabinet, behind your gas x.
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Time keeps on slipping out of its pants and into my bed
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