Frenchfries

There must be 50 ways to have your druthers

By Frenchfries, December 28, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I am the collector of all the Poke-mon, even Rastafarizard

By Frenchfries, December 28, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Take me to your leader, so that I can ensure that she is partaking in the proper prophylactics

By Frenchfries, December 27, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a bird-plane!

By Frenchfries, December 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

And who it that joining the ranks? Why, it's Tom Hanks & zombie Billy Banks each doning a pair of sheerless Spanx!

By Frenchfries, December 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

All dogs go to heaven, even Devil Dogs.

By Frenchfries, December 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I am asleep, I cannot be woken. Not even for half off wing night at Hooters.

By Frenchfries, December 18, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If the tortoise beat the hare, and the hare beats his wife. Can we really blame the hare?

By Frenchfries, December 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Water under the bridge and plankton under the water.

By Frenchfries, December 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You load 16 tons, what do you get, a big ole paycheck for a job well done. Can we break up these Unions already! #Reagan 2016

By Frenchfries, December 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Monkey see my monkey doo doo...

By Frenchfries, December 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Friday night I crashed your party, Saturday I said "Sorry about crashing your party last night, I was suuuuuper wasted."

By Frenchfries, December 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Pencil pushing TV execs, caught in the act, of eating Tex Mex.

By Frenchfries, December 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Well, well, well if it isn't my old nemesis, catchphrase #303

By Frenchfries, December 10, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Trained in combat and heart of ice, but once you get to know me, you'll see i'm baby spice

By Frenchfries, December 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

An ordinary squirrel, an ordinary waist: Thankfully ordinary's just what we want today.

By Frenchfries, November 30, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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My bum burns because we took turns taking tums!

By Frenchfries, November 25, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Catchphrase: The grab it, guess it, pass it game!

By Frenchfries, November 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hold the mayo, and don't let go......don't ever let go.

By Frenchfries, November 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You've got Mail-er Daemon

By Frenchfries, November 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Robot Catchphrase #00101010: Fart Noise

By Frenchfries, November 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Before Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper; There was Burger King, Home of the Whopper

By Frenchfries, November 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 1. In the butt. End of list

By Frenchfries, November 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I came for the comedy bang, but now I'll stay for the regular bang

By Frenchfries, October 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I lived a life without regrets, but in the end I forgot to drop the kids off at the pool

By Frenchfries, October 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions