Frenchfries
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. Unless its Horse from Kappa Delta Phi, he'll drink anything.
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Last night I farted on my roomates. Infantile? Maybe. Guile, from Street Fighter? No.
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Never meet your heroes, the other day I found out Shampoodler was actually Lorne Michaels.
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Jingle Bells,Batman Smells,Robin laid an egg. Seriously, we were partying at Selina's and Robin jumps on the table and yells "Let's see a bat do this"
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This is not an April Fools Joke, Mayor Menino is dead.
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Hello Muddah, Hello Muddah, Here I am at, Camp Awareness. Camp is very educative, and they told that I need to stop mansplaining.
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I had Thankgiving and I ate lot of Turkey and had to eat Beans also. Thank you for your consideration for the Secretary of Agriculture position.
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Bouncing, rolling, and never slowing, the super wacky amazing bouncy ball killed 6 today in what authorites are calling tragic.
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A sudden interruption! The church doors flung open and a shout rang out. "I object! I object, to high monthly payments on new and used automobiles!"
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I often wonder, late at night, who Harry would be, without the Hendersons. Harry Potter maybe.
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To honor the death of the inventor of the Big Mac, I will now stuff two meat patties down my throat and allow myself to be covered in special sauce.
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The following program contains descriptions of sexual situations that may be unsettling to anyone but Jason Mantzoukas. Please proceed with caution.
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You may think I am grasping at straws a bit with this one, and your right! I wrote this catchphrase while playing straw fingers!
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His second book, "Fantastical Beastiality, Where to Stick It" initiated a golden era in wizard beast relations.
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I was gonna throw Momma from the train but then I realized that it was just Martin Lawrence in a fat suit.
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We humbly bow to our new alien overlords. Despite their insistence that Linkin Park is the greatest band ever.
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Lately I find myself thinking what's the point, then I remember it's the thing that I put at the end of my sentences.
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Flashback: Dinosaur times, T Rex tearing into a helpless Triceratops. Flash forward: Present Day, Trump grabs some pussy. Connect the dots America.
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Listen Marvin I get it, but when we started writing this period piece I had no idea that it would turn into such a bloody mess.
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After centuries of research we finally have concluded that you CAN look a gift horse in the mouth. Sorry for any confusion.
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The orginal "Undercover Boss" featured her majesty Queen Elizabeth undercover dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard.
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Cornrows were developed in 1772 when row men would sell corn to the natives. It was an attempt to copy the style of the cooler natives.
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Jack slew the mighty giant. Then he slew his giant wife. There's a sex tape of it but you gotta sift through the sea of midget porn to find it.
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Reading, writing, arithmetic. Too much fucking hurts my dick.
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