Frenchfries
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I'm with her, and then in parenthesis it just says that chick with three tits from Total Recall
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I wouldn't say i'm a master baiter but I have spent over 10,000 hours streching my worm.
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The life of a door to door salesman was hard, but not as hard, as my penis.
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It was a dark and stormy night. I awoke to the sound of Charlie Brown climbing onto my doghouse with me. He was ROCK hard. Let the real storm begin.
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They say that around the corner fudge is made, but what they don't say is whose gotta make it. But hey, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Ned Asshole.
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And down the stretch they cum! Horse ejaculate lines the race course! What a mess!
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As a human living among dinosaurs I can tell you that Tyrannosaurus Rex was a Tyrannosaurus mess when Sheila left him.
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Gosh Darnit Medusa! You got me again!
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Due to a shocking number of votes for write-in candidate "The Donald", we are hearby suspending free will.
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Now its time for wacky weather! Today it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs! Speaking of wacky I am required to tell you all that I am a sex offender
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Look, I was there when Harry met Sally and it wasn't like that. They were both seperately breaking into the same house and locked eyes over the VCR.
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I brought my imagination to life, and then it ran off with my wife.
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The in-flight movie this evening will the M Night Shyamalan classic The Last Airbender....excuse me sir?! Please don't open the airlock door.
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Reading, writing, arithmetic. Too much fucking hurts my dick.
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Jack slew the mighty giant. Then he slew his giant wife. There's a sex tape of it but you gotta sift through the sea of midget porn to find it.
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Cornrows were developed in 1772 when row men would sell corn to the natives. It was an attempt to copy the style of the cooler natives.
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The orginal "Undercover Boss" featured her majesty Queen Elizabeth undercover dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard.
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After centuries of research we finally have concluded that you CAN look a gift horse in the mouth. Sorry for any confusion.
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Listen Marvin I get it, but when we started writing this period piece I had no idea that it would turn into such a bloody mess.
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Flashback: Dinosaur times, T Rex tearing into a helpless Triceratops. Flash forward: Present Day, Trump grabs some pussy. Connect the dots America.
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Lately I find myself thinking what's the point, then I remember it's the thing that I put at the end of my sentences.
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Girl, my wood's so long that Bart Simpson be all like Ay-Ca-lumber
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I was gonna throw Momma from the train but then I realized that it was just Martin Lawrence in a fat suit.
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