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Archibald was voted name of the year in 2015. Congratulations Archibalds!
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What is this fevered dream from which I wake, a dream in which there is no cake!
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If you want to switch gears, enter from the rear. If you want to hold form, sailors be warned
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My years of wanderlust lead me to the base of a church where I beheld a might steeple, and when I opened the doors I saw all the people.
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Lycos got it alright, an indecent exposure fine of 500 big ones.
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Keep on with the force, don't stop. Don't stop 'til you get enough. And then in parenthesis it just says "Pussy"
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I negotiated a three-way with the Parker Brothers much to Milton Bradley's chagrin.
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Now everybody in the 313, hold out your wee wees and make some pee.
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Jumping Jack Flash got a Jumping Jack Rash after tapping that ass.
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As time went on I became obsessed with the "game", seeing images of Anthony Michael Hall whereever I went. Salvation lied in small boy named Jessup.
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I awoke the next morning to find a lady in my bed. A lady, a lady, a lady who was dead...Heart Disease.
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The entrace is near the exit, but if you enter before you fedex it. Your metaphorical "package" may get crabs.
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The rhino charged at me and my life flashed before my very eyes, and at that moment it hit me, I'm 31 years old.
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Keep's your Glenn's Close, and your enemas in your butt.
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Little known fact: Journey is actually a cover band for my band, Expedition
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I stopped a train with only my brain. This is Doctor Fraiser Crane, I'm listening.
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Time keeps on slipping out of its pants and into my bed
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I found the secrets to your heart, they were in the medicine cabinet, behind your gas x.
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Time to nut up or nut down. It's the choice of the listener.
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Chapter 2: The Hole//The hole in the wall was built for the sole purpose of containing farts. A poster of a young Candice Bergen covered my secret.
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