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The great Jakes are Jake Superior, Jake Huron, Jake Erie, Jake Ontario and of course Jake Gyllenhaal
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When Lewis and Clark first beheld the majestic Rockies of Colorado they were heard to remark, "If only they could find some pitching."
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Day 52: Our journey continues in spite of recent set backs. Thankfully Gary was able fix the Gortho Distributor in spite of his explosive diarrhea.
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I searched the graveyard for any sign of the killer but all I found was some used condoms. Really guys? A graveyard?
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The Wicked Witch of the West and the Good Witch of the East never could meet in the middle on anything.
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When I first met the "Pigfucker" I didn't think much of him. But by the end of the summer, we were ALL lining up to shake his hand.
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30 days hath September, April, June, and Novemeber. All the rest will be eliminated by 2033 due to global warming. Get informed America!
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Through the teeth, past the gums, look out audience, here come puns!
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"Those there? Well, those are monkey brains. They've been there since poor little George was introduced to Benjamin Button."
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She couldn't mask her uncontrolled lust directed at the oozing glaze dripping onto his gluten free donut.
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How bout these potholes? I mean it's like, "what road are we driving on, cookie sheet boulevard?!"
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In a moment of picnic Frenchfries quackly creates a catchphase when she realizes he posted the same catchphrase mice
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Was Bruno serious? Did he really want me, Julio, to get the stretch. Sure I had brought drinks to the table, but getting the stretch! I'm a made man!
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Listen, the last time we pulled out all the stops a bunch of little kids died in that intersection.
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They joked that he was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, but it didn't hit home until they found Sonny with a burst stomach, oozing delicious chocolate milk.
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The grand ole duke of stork, he had a thousand storks, he marched up the stork, and then he marched them down a stork.
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In the distant future when apes rule the world, I hope the baboons with funny butts are the comedians.
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Your arms are open to accept my embrace, i enter slowly i yearn to encase; But suddenly, a titty twister, tears fill my face.
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I once had a girl, or should I say, she is transitioning
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Juan Gaybrush should stick to what he's good at, closing down all of the buffets in a 10 mile radius of his home...5 stars
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if she spent all her time selling seashells by the seashore.
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And as Two Face flipped the coin that would determine the young officer's fate he remembered that he has forgotten to throw his clothes in the dryer.
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Listen my children, and you shall hear, and if you sniff, you'll probably smell! Aren't senses cool!
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I poop in toilet, I wash in sink, I poop in toilet, I wash in sink, I poop in toilet, I wash in sink, I (pause) poop.
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There's a special place in hell. It's really nice actually. Think Maui sunrise. Or don't you unimaginative prick.
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