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Episode 452: A NEW PODCAST_The EARWOLF Studios were under siege. Lt. PF Thompkins has just arrived from the galaxy of GLENDALE with terrible news...
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Nigerian Prince have tooken over. Fresh Grammar laws are enact. Please, money to website.
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I Expectoed Patronum, but I never expected a love so deep that it couldn't be Expelliarmused.
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After I killed my wife the police came, I just wish they didn't do it all over her corpse.
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All jokes aside, this episode will just be straight talk coverage of Brexit.
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Using the transitive property of equality it was determined that Kevin Bacon is in fact an eggplant.
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He yelled "Get to the Chopper" but all I heard was jalapeno poppers.
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He was hung like horse. We slipped his head in a big ole noose and then whipped his rear end.
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It's a great day for UP! But it's a bad day, for upperdeckers.
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Until his 45th year Bilbo was jokingly referred to as "Dildo". The jokes died off however after his chance encounter with "The Sisters" of Needlehole.
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When the dinosaurs ruled the Earth, humans ruled Mars. And now it's basicially the opposite. Crazy.
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You know, once get past all the fur Chewbacca's actually pretty cool.
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Four Sisters hits theatres this Christmas starring Sandra Bullock as a hot headed hockey player who isn't afraid to ask how your father's doing.
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We've isolated the cancer cells, now extract them so Gerry can fart on them and then we'll toss them back in the body.
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When I first saw Earth's majesty from outerspace I thought about how small I am, penis-wise.
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I stacked so many Cheerios on my baby that I cured his heart disease.
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Waking up covered in my own piss is no way to start a day, but waking up knowing I just won three golds at the pee olympics warms me in other ways.
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This week's episode will be taped using the bumblebee filter from Snapchat. Henceforth please provide all donations in the form of unprocessed nectar.
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Oscar the grouch came from a family of 5 grouches that lived in this one dumpster. This concludes our tour of famous dumpsters of the lower east side.
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In the time it took me to write this catchphrase a million voices cried out at once and then were suddenly silenced.
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In space, no one can you scream. Similarly, no one can hear your farts. Therefore, silence is implied and your farts shall just be called deadly.
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Oh we had fun fun fun for a while, but then fucking DADDY took the T-Bird away. Well the jokes on him, I'm going to start my own podcast!
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Listen, it's not as bad as it sounds. First I'll just stop the world. Then maybe after that (if your up for it) we melt each other's bodies into one.
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Robin Hood got some wood whenever he strung his bow; but when he fired, his body tired, and he couldn't fire his bow.
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