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7 years since the virus swept through the population killing everyone but me and I still can't pee without being given say-so. Not one drop.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but rock beats pen.
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We welcome you laugh-ers, you gaffers, and cardiographers. We even welcome the low level staffers! Welcome to the show of which the hearlds have sang,
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Started vacation in the Bahamas, ended vacation with yo mama.
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My name is Magnus and here are my many many sons, in fact I'd say that this room has more Magnussons than an Icelandic phone book.
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Here's a story the LIBERAL MEDIA doesn't want you to hear. The old man that sold Jack all those magic beans....Benghazi survivor.
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Good evening, I called you all here this evening to make an important announcement. Remember that pig for sale at McGregor's Farm, well I fucked it.
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Good Morning Mr. Hunt. Your mission should you choose to accept it, involves the extraction of a prominent gerbil from an unseemly location.
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Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. But who's the father? We'll find out today on Maury!
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The world is darkness we are but lost souls wandering its desolate landscape. Wait, why is this catchphrase giving me a boner.
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I once knew a girl with the Zika, and the doc said "I can't treat ya", after she died, I ate out her pie, which smelt even worse than her sneakahs
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Steven Speilberg's dick is so big that it co-wrote Schindler's List.
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When I first got a grip of the grip's big whip, I dared not touch my lips to their strip! Was I ready? Ready to sip? That premature, grip-whip-drip.
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The wheels on the bus went round and round....including the steering wheel...I lost control...late at night, I still hear the children sing.
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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're watching Scream 3.
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Necrotizing Fasciitis or "flesh-eating bacertia" first came into the public eye after Peter Hedges gripping exposé, "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".
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"Gorgonzola!? More like Gorgon Zoloft, Medusa's been moping ever since Anticles walked out on her. But yea crumble that shit all over my greens."
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Day 47 since the apocalypse and I am starting to hear voices......maybe it's time to let these kids out of the basement.
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"Odor in the Court. Wait no! I meant Order!" Judge "Stinky" Jackson was executed three days later.
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The Hills Have Eyes, with the Sound of Music...soundtrack synched but played in reverse makes it sound like all the cannibals are mewing cats.
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If you think your making jokes, I feel bad for your puns. I got 99 notes, and this is one.
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They say that to this day Ben Franklin's ghost roams these halls, postulating his countless theories and making those Freemason commercials.
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Sure, Linus's blanket found at the Best Buy indicated semen, peck holes and feathers. But he couldn't be there, not on the Snoopy/Celltower timeline.
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The Oval Office was named after James T. Oval, inventor of the office. Ricky Gervais later ripped off the idea, likely for personal gain.
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