Frenchfries
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Robin Goodfellow, Former President Obama, Dr. Zoidberg. Puck, Barry, Krill.
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Robin Hood got some wood whenever he strung his bow; but when he fired, his body tired, and he couldn't fire his bow.
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Rubber Ducky your the one, you make....wait where'd you go? Rubber Ducky come down from there! Let's talk this through! Rubs! Noooooo! *Squeak*
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She couldn't mask her uncontrolled lust directed at the oozing glaze dripping onto his gluten free donut.
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So there we were chillin at the bar, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing right in my face! Needless to say, I was sprung.
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Spending 10 years living amongst primates wasn't easy for me, but getting to throw feces at my Ex during her Costa Rica trip made it all worth it.
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Started vacation in the Bahamas, ended vacation with yo mama.
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Steven Speilberg's dick is so big that it co-wrote Schindler's List.
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Sure, Linus's blanket found at the Best Buy indicated semen, peck holes and feathers. But he couldn't be there, not on the Snoopy/Celltower timeline.
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Take care young one, the jungle is no place for little boys. That place is teeming with pedofiles
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Take me to your leader, so that I can ensure that she is partaking in the proper prophylactics
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Take off your pants and parka. Parka all over my chest and face.
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TGIF, Thank Goodness it's Friesday. Cause we are selling French Fries. Get it?!
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That's one small step for man, one giant leap for a guy with little legs.
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The arrow had tons of material on flying, piercing, and puncturing, but his jokes weren't landing with his target audience.
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The clapping hands, the cheer of the crowd, just another day in the life of Duncan McCloud
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The entrace is near the exit, but if you enter before you fedex it. Your metaphorical "package" may get crabs.
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The first rule of Fight Club is to always agree! Then try adding to the coversation using the "Yes and" technique.
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The following program contains descriptions of sexual situations that may be unsettling to anyone but Jason Mantzoukas. Please proceed with caution.
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The grand ole duke of stork, he had a thousand storks, he marched up the stork, and then he marched them down a stork.
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The great Jakes are Jake Superior, Jake Huron, Jake Erie, Jake Ontario and of course Jake Gyllenhaal
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The group sat in silence knowing that many of them would not survive the night. Suddenly the silence was broken, Gary never could hold his farts back.
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The guests are arriving, on time or trying. The fans are a frenzy ready to be enthralled. Tell me America are you ready for some football!?
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The Hills Have Eyes, with the Sound of Music...soundtrack synched but played in reverse makes it sound like all the cannibals are mewing cats.
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