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The in-flight movie this evening will the M Night Shyamalan classic The Last Airbender....excuse me sir?! Please don't open the airlock door.
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The life of a door to door salesman was hard, but not as hard, as my penis.
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The man in the yellow hat was a Conehead sent to Earth to understand the curiosity of monkeys.
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The mind is a terrible thing to waste, and Mindsweeper is a terrible thing to do while wasted.
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The orginal "Undercover Boss" featured her majesty Queen Elizabeth undercover dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard.
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The Oval Office was named after James T. Oval, inventor of the office. Ricky Gervais later ripped off the idea, likely for personal gain.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, but rock beats pen.
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The problem with my dick isn't obvious at first, but upon closer inspection it's pretty obvious.
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The red section indicates the period where sales were down, and the ripped section is the portal I climbed through when I was trapped in my computer.
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The rhino charged at me and my life flashed before my very eyes, and at that moment it hit me, I'm 31 years old.
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The wheels on the bus went round and round....including the steering wheel...I lost control...late at night, I still hear the children sing.
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The Wicked Witch of the West and the Good Witch of the East never could meet in the middle on anything.
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The world is darkness we are but lost souls wandering its desolate landscape. Wait, why is this catchphrase giving me a boner.
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There's a special place in hell. It's really nice actually. Think Maui sunrise. Or don't you unimaginative prick.
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Theres a rumor going around and I thought that you should know.
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They joked that he was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, but it didn't hit home until they found Sonny with a burst stomach, oozing delicious chocolate milk.
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They say that around the corner fudge is made, but what they don't say is whose gotta make it. But hey, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Ned Asshole.
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They say that to this day Ben Franklin's ghost roams these halls, postulating his countless theories and making those Freemason commercials.
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This is a message to Donny Kelly of Saugus: Please stop halting parties for a display of your "Kung Fu Powers" that just ends with you farting on me.
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This is not an April Fools Joke, Mayor Menino is dead.
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This might be a dated reference but i just love my old Encyclopædia Britannicas so much!
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This show mega bytes! Exactly 73.3 times if Soundcloud is to be believed.
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This week's episode will be taped using the bumblebee filter from Snapchat. Henceforth please provide all donations in the form of unprocessed nectar.
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