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I will now inspect each of your buisness cards, and here is mine. Now let's go around the room clockwise and everyone say your elevator speech.
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The grand ole duke of stork, he had a thousand storks, he marched up the stork, and then he marched them down a stork.
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Listen my children, and you shall hear, and if you sniff, you'll probably smell! Aren't senses cool!
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Love is in the air! It's displaced all the oxygen! Send Help!
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I went along on the "magic carpet ride" and picked up crabs for my trouble. And no guys, I am NOT talking Sebastian here.
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Lately this forum has been more active than Richard Simmons at a Bette Middler concert in the late 80s, Ya know Chachi.
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We've isolated the cancer cells, now extract them so Gerry can fart on them and then we'll toss them back in the body.
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Bouncing, rolling, and never slowing, the super wacky amazing bouncy ball killed 6 today in what authorites are calling tragic.
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Right Said Fred said it right when he said "so sexy it hurrrrts".
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Juan Gaybrush should stick to what he's good at, closing down all of the buffets in a 10 mile radius of his home...5 stars
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The problem with my dick isn't obvious at first, but upon closer inspection it's pretty obvious.
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I've sold more mattresses than the mattress salesmen from The Princess and the Pea
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That's one small step for man, one giant leap for a guy with little legs.
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Day 47 since the apocalypse and I am starting to hear voices......maybe it's time to let these kids out of the basement.
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I like my women like I like my coffee, iced and then later discarded in the dumpster behind the cryogenics lab.
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A whimsical tale of magic and splendor, Toy Story 4: Woody changes his gender.
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In the distant future when apes rule the world, I hope the baboons with funny butts are the comedians.
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If Eddie Murphy can voice a donkey, then you KNOW he's propositioned one for sex.
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When Lewis and Clark first beheld the majestic Rockies of Colorado they were heard to remark, "If only they could find some pitching."
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For every good man there is an equal but opposite re-man.
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He was clever as a fox and as sharp as a tack. The car accident really did a number on him.
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The man in the yellow hat was a Conehead sent to Earth to understand the curiosity of monkeys.
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