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When I first saw Earth's majesty from outerspace I thought about how small I am, penis-wise.
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I stacked so many Cheerios on my baby that I cured his heart disease.
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Alphabetically: Aardvark, Chimpanzee, Dolphin & Zebra #AnimalsI'dFuck
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Hey Everyone! Sabertooth tigers must be super old cause they are so long in the tooth. And imagine those dentist bills!
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It was a dark and stormy night. I awoke to the sound of Charlie Brown climbing onto my doghouse with me. He was ROCK hard. Let the real storm begin.
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All my exs live in Texas. Which is statistically likely given my lifetime spent in rural Texas.
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I'm walking on sunshine whoa-oh-oh, and physicists have taken me to their lab for further testing.
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Penny for my thoughts, and 50 big ones if you want to squeeze'm.
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Instead of making America great again, why can't we just make American Idol great again.
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30 days hath September, April, June, and Novemeber. All the rest will be eliminated by 2033 due to global warming. Get informed America!
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Take care young one, the jungle is no place for little boys. That place is teeming with pedofiles
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"Those there? Well, those are monkey brains. They've been there since poor little George was introduced to Benjamin Button."
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How bout these potholes? I mean it's like, "what road are we driving on, cookie sheet boulevard?!"
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I once knew a girl with the Zika, and the doc said "I can't treat ya", after she died, I ate out her pie, which smelt even worse than her sneakahs
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Due to a shocking number of votes for write-in candidate "The Donald", we are hearby suspending free will.
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Who has two thumbs and just got two new prosthetic thumbs? This guy.
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If a guy ran out of "performance enhancing drugs" that he needs to "steal home base", would you make him "wear his uniform" and act like a baby again?
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This might be a dated reference but i just love my old Encyclopædia Britannicas so much!
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The mind is a terrible thing to waste, and Mindsweeper is a terrible thing to do while wasted.
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Everyone is in such a rush these days, I mean maybe just turn off your robot legs for 2 seconds and stop and smell the robot roses.
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Oh we had fun fun fun for a while, but then fucking DADDY took the T-Bird away. Well the jokes on him, I'm going to start my own podcast!
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The red section indicates the period where sales were down, and the ripped section is the portal I climbed through when I was trapped in my computer.
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