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Little known fact: Journey is actually a cover band for my band, Expedition
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My years of wanderlust lead me to the base of a church where I beheld a might steeple, and when I opened the doors I saw all the people.
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Too much drama in the LBC, and that's why I moved to Claremont
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Archibald was voted name of the year in 2015. Congratulations Archibalds!
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When I first got a grip of the grip's big whip, I dared not touch my lips to their strip! Was I ready? Ready to sip? That premature, grip-whip-drip.
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Blueberry blues, spawned from eating in twos, the blueberry pies, that were covered in splooge.
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Time keeps on slipping out of its pants and into my bed
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Robin Goodfellow, Former President Obama, Dr. Zoidberg. Puck, Barry, Krill.
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The in-flight movie this evening will the M Night Shyamalan classic The Last Airbender....excuse me sir?! Please don't open the airlock door.
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The Oval Office was named after James T. Oval, inventor of the office. Ricky Gervais later ripped off the idea, likely for personal gain.
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Let's pour some 40 out for our homies, and for the bronies? A swift malt liquor enema.
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I awoke the next morning to find a lady in my bed. A lady, a lady, a lady who was dead...Heart Disease.
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We welcome you laugh-ers, you gaffers, and cardiographers. We even welcome the low level staffers! Welcome to the show of which the hearlds have sang,
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Yea, I dream of Jeannie alright, and those nocturnal emissions are no joke.
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Orders up! And your out order, but I'll allow it this time counsler.
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Spending 10 years living amongst primates wasn't easy for me, but getting to throw feces at my Ex during her Costa Rica trip made it all worth it.
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I saw you sitting there alone at the empty bar and I realized I would love you if I only knew how.....now brown cow! Get it!
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I put your hand up on my scarf, when I barf you barf we barf.
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My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Brown can do for you.
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Wwwwwwwelcome to Comedy Bang Bang, My name is Scott Auckerman that's meeeee.
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The following program contains descriptions of sexual situations that may be unsettling to anyone but Jason Mantzoukas. Please proceed with caution.
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Chapter 2: The Hole//The hole in the wall was built for the sole purpose of containing farts. A poster of a young Candice Bergen covered my secret.
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