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When your a jet, you're a jet all the way. From your first bombing threat, till you crash in the bay.
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If that's what Ferris Bueller is like on an off-day, I don't think I could handle him when he is "on".
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Look, I was there when Harry met Sally and it wasn't like that. They were both seperately breaking into the same house and locked eyes over the VCR.
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The arrow had tons of material on flying, piercing, and puncturing, but his jokes weren't landing with his target audience.
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For those about to ROCK! We humbly ask that you don't. We just got little Timmy to bed.
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When I graduated high school I was voted most likely to read listener catchphrases at the start of my podcast.
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And who it that joining the ranks? Why, it's Tom Hanks & zombie Billy Banks each doning a pair of sheerless Spanx!
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I am the collector of all the Poke-mon, even Rastafarizard
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I screamed at the top of my lungs "Whats goin on!" Meanwhile at the bottom of my lungs the cancer was spreading.
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After I killed my wife the police came, I just wish they didn't do it all over her corpse.
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Waking up covered in my own piss is no way to start a day, but waking up knowing I just won three golds at the pee olympics warms me in other ways.
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When the dinosaurs ruled the Earth, humans ruled Mars. And now it's basicially the opposite. Crazy.
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Beneath the trees where nobody sees, he'll hide and seek as long as he please. Cause that's the way that Marylin Mason sucks his own prick.
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Imagine a door unlocked by a simple key, inside lies comedic mysteries that you yearn to grasp. Perhaps you've just entered the Bang Bang Zone.
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The clapping hands, the cheer of the crowd, just another day in the life of Duncan McCloud
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First things first I'm the realest. The second thing you should know is that I hold my silverware like a caveman.
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Wedensday night is fart night, it's the night I allow myself a single fart
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Necrotizing Fasciitis or "flesh-eating bacertia" first came into the public eye after Peter Hedges gripping exposé, "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".
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Give a fish a fish and it'll become a cannibal. Teach a fish to fish and well, you sir just created a serial killer.
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Hailing from Krypton, Blue the bull had powers that made jumping over the moon easy. What wouldn't be easy is telling Moo-is Lane that he loved her.
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Listen my children and you shall hear, me farting into this microphone to the beat of Beastie Boy's "Paul Revere".
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In that moment time froze, I looked around at all my friends horrified faces and that's when I realized...I don't have to work on Monday. Wahooo!
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OK stop what you doin, cause I'm about to ruin, your 10 year old's perception of Humpty Dumpty
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