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A girl must kill without question. A girl must be faceless with no name. A girl must not give her snapchat handle to businessmen by the name of Herbert the Pervert

If a man reaps what he eats and smells what he dealt then sounds like a pretty okay colon to me.

The cops could never prove Tammy D was getting biz in the crop, but it was very true that the boys had often times let the beat... mmmm drop.

Smooches amd kisses, tuck away and you'll be a Mrs.

Warbey Parkers the Leesa Mattresses for your eyes

The only ones who don't coexist are dead.

We built this city, we built this city on top of some black mold and now the children are sick.

Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he until that painful vail of reality began to overshadow his dementia

It was at the moment Debra uttered "later gator" to her coworker, she realized 40 years had passed her by.

Jim Jim and Spritle averted gaze from Speed for they knew their secrets were out of the trunk... GO speed racer go!

Some people call me the space cowboy some people, if not most, don't acknowledge my existence at all.

It's not really reality that shapes who we are today rather it's the bad batch of Flinstones vitamins Jimmy scored for us in middle school.

Let's open up with a word of prayer before we get Michael W. Smith to come out and get this party started!

Hey baby you're so fine, you're so fine you blow up at me everytime I get an 8 piece bucket at KFC; It's my body, I'll do what I want.

If man is inherently evil then woman is also evil. To clarify: "men" is gender neutral here and means humanity, which is why Jackie is hated by those closest to her.

"You know what?! forget this... I'm done... I'm not doing a catchphrase tonight"... But Scott swallowed his words and stood firm and said " Bing badda boom I got a catchphrase for you"

If the most dangerous game is man then the most dangerous man is Gunhands Man.

Let's grab our jammys and snuggle up with granny...she's having her acid dreams again.

Little did we know how anal he was about his toys. These X-rays are going to cost us a fortune.

Adventure, excitement, a Jedi craves not these things, but Weight Watchers Carmel melts that's another story!

The detective, trembled, unable to break gaze at her lifeless corpse, choked up as he uttered to his partner "she found a wrong way to eat a Reese's"

When it was formless and dark, and when formations came out from dust, Tommy Wiseau's face cooled to form what we call the crust.

What's that, you want the moon? Just say the word and I'll do my patented pants-down turn-around for you.

We have 1 boat and 4 people. 1 of the 3 of us has to talk to Lumpy Sue.

Let's be vulnerable here, we've all had eyes for space dragon.