KristophShapercutter
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Pretty sure this crashed bangbangjokesexplained.com
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Nobody goes postal like the Post Office. (*tm)
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I enjoyed the titular Foxy Brown, I enjoyed the titular Lara Croft, but I especially enjoyed the titular John Malkovich!
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Jesus was the original Jew for Jesus.
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Don't gild the lily, don't cockblock the Auckerman.
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Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was Eugene
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RIP Bowie, RIP Lemmy, RIP Scott Auckerman, hey wait... Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang I'm your host Jason Mantzoukas.
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I have no fucking idea where even to begin on this ep.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9 and is a holocaust denier.
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You DO want to know how sausage is made, it's at a sausage party, hosted by Bart Sausageman.
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I ain't got no beef with chief keef, just a hotdog with the Aukdogg.
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...the price is right now?
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What's up with all this war? iRaq, iRan, iDont even know anymore!
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More like, "What's up with all this war? iRaq, iRan, iDon't even know anymore, why can't we all just iBrain. -
Welcome students to Extrasensory Perception as a Second Language. I would ask everyone to turn off their mouths before we begin.
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When will itsgoodnow man meat heynong man?
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Like mayonnaise through the timekeeper, these are the days of our lives
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I went to the grocery to get some groceries, but the groceries I got from the grocery were gross peas.
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Ku lap, more like cool cat and I'm hot saucer milk. Lick me up before you go, go. Oh yeah!
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For old bang, bang times, my dear, for old bang, bang times.
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2016, another great year to slowly be disappointed by.
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10, 9, 8, 6, 5, 4, 2, 1...Merry New Years, hipsters!
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Don't use bath salts in the shower, people.
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Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. Sniff my butt and I'll sniff yours.
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