KristophShapercutter
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Woody: "I love anything pre...prequel, preproduction, preteen."
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Dawn breaks. Her curfew. Her father stays up waiting, watching the sunrise. Dawn breaks. Into her bedroom window to avoid confrontation.
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Martina tried a Tina Turner eenie weenie tinny teeny tiny tuna martini in a bikini and loved it! Trump 2016.
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A comedy tour where you're separated from your significant other is sort of like the opposite of a conjugal visit.
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Welcome to Sunday night Asssscat, you asssshats.
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Wanda had a writer in her rider but was wrong about the right writer to want.
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Have to do this? It's a privilege to do this, thank you very much!
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Have to do this? It's a privilege to do this, thank you ver much.
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I am the presumptive earwolf nominee for the presidency of the United States in 2016.
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Rockerman out with your soccer mom out, it's Penis time. Trump 2016. My mom died of AIDS.
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The Pacific Ocean is God's Wall between America and China. Your move Trump.
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What I am the eggman is to Jason Mantzoukas, I am the walrus is to Jeffery Character Wheaties. I am the John Lennon.
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Oh yogi bear, the pies, the pies are calling.
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When ya get 100, give 100, ya Hurd dope Boyz. Colon McLiverwurst.
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Dali-Ali-Ali surrealism is dreamalism ya feel heavy money hip dope-e-ope.
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Punk rock ain't skunk rock to funk rock. Parliament ain't anything to armpit. Clinton for Prez, Gergio, yo.
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Sally sells seesos by seashore but why sell SeeSo when you can get a virus on bit torrent for free. Sally has no business Shents.
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Yeah I cheated on HowlApp, one time I jerked off on Nerdist, ok.
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Episode 406 - Kid Detectives II
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Let's see if this clever ruse works: Kulap is the most beautiful girl in the world and boy does that Aukerman fella give Clooney a run for his money
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I just love to smoke sausages in my Dutch oven.
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Riddle me this, riddle me that, riddle me piss, it's Hollywood facts.
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