Taking A Grain Break

My wish is that Jason, Scott, and I run frantically around a college campus asking passerby, "Have you seen this boy?" Jason would then hold up a picture of me (ideally one taken that day) for them to look at. The details can vary depending on what's most convenient, but essentially, I want Jason and Scott to seek help from strangers locating a missing me while I am right there the whole time.

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