I would like to be knighted as "Sir Paul F. Tompkins". I would like to be knighted at Comic-Con 2016 or an alternate public appearance of our mutual choosing (transportation and tickets not included).
I would like to subsequently be interviewed for five minutes, in-character, as the famed thespian of screen and stage, Sir Paul F. Thompkins, where I am allowed to plug a creative project that "a brilliant friend" did.