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Beware the Dimes of March

Desperate Pines call for Desperate Measures: Council of Ents declare war on Isengard in retaliation for unauthorized logging.

The only doula I trust is my medulla oblongata, because I don't know any doulas.

Destruction is easier than creation, but creationists are way easier than destructionists.

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Idle Playthings are the Devil's Hands.

I think that whoever wins this hypothetical contest should use the awesome power it grants them for the good of all. Therefore, my wish would be for Scott and Jason to reenact and film at least 5-10 minutes of the classic 1988 movie Bloodsport. They can play whatever characters they like, bring in any other people they want to play other roles, and pick pretty much any scene they want. The only requirements are that it has to be at least 5-10 minutes long, have reasonable production values, that the resulting video be posted on the internet, that the entire production be shot on location in Hong Kong in a realistic set depicting the now demolished Kowloon Walled City, and that they coat themselves in clarified butter for the length of the shoot. The last two points are flexible if I'm being honest, but it would really add to that sense of decadent indulgence that every wisher wishes for.