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  1. JackCarpenter
    the best in a hot minute
  2. JackCarpenter
    Woah! That echo just tickled my eardrum.
  3. JackCarpenter
    Milk, Milk, Lemonade...can I interest you children in an appetizer?
  4. JackCarpenter
    "You cut me deep.", said the ham to the slicer. "Cold and deep."
  5. JackCarpenter
    FINALLY! A show that will keep hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold.
  6. JackCarpenter
    I used to be way into pinto beans. And Pinto cars. And now look at me!
  7. JackCarpenter
    You can keep the change...of address form. I am a postal employee with a sense of humor.
  8. JackCarpenter
    I just bit into a crab cake expecting a rice cake. This party is going to be AWESOME!
  9. JackCarpenter
    Sexually satisfying my wife affords me the pleasure of being constructive with my insomnia.
  10. JackCarpenter
    Gene's beans?
  11. JackCarpenter
    Especially the apathy...
  12. JackCarpenter
    You been med schoolin', baby I ain't foolin', I'm no superman.
  13. JackCarpenter
    This is just a series of emoticons. Who picks these things?
  14. JackCarpenter
    "Take on me dog a walk"
  15. JackCarpenter
    Pardon me Roy, is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo? Your wife? Oh boy...
  16. JackCarpenter
    Chances are, LMFAO are not currently in Miami, bitch.
  17. JackCarpenter
    Internet? Only if that net is of age and sober, my friend.
  18. JackCarpenter
    Dear R. Kelly, it turns out the ignition didn't need a remix as badly as it needed a solenoid.
  19. JackCarpenter
    And our safe word shall be a phrase. And the phrase shall be,"The funky jams keep oozing out this thang like woah."
  20. JackCarpenter

    Stay trashy, sandy Eggo.

    JackCarpenter posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Stay trashy, sandy Eggo.
  21. JackCarpenter

    Stay Carmen, San Diego.

    JackCarpenter posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Stay Carmen, San Diego.
  22. JackCarpenter
    You're right, Neil. A man needs a maid. He needs a job and a house first, though. Thanks for the timpani drums.
  23. JackCarpenter
    Hot sake, baby. 'Nuff said. 'Nuff said.
  24. JackCarpenter
    With wings so small, no wonder the mighty buffalo were nearly hunted to extinction.
  25. JackCarpenter
    Just before he left this world, Grandfather drew me close and said,"I love Shanghai Noon. It holds up. Watch it and remember me."
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