AshleyChupp

I hope you will all come visit me in the hospital burn ward.

Jane the Virgin is actually a really good, funny, poignant, original (and yes, feminist) show and I know you all are doing jokes, but some things are just not okay to do jokes about like rape, school shootings, 9/11 and my favorite TV shows so I hope you all think twice next time you wanna do jokes about something I hold dear that you think is dumb which for future reference include: the beautiful city of Pittsburgh, PA books by John Green my mom Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian Squirrel Girl vegan cuisine Birdman (fuck u sean and hayes and pft)

I just want to say I'm listening to this and it's v good. I like the music. Everything is spooky and fun really, really well edited/produced. super soupr impressive and really setting a chill, spooky vibe for my day. That's all.

Oh wow what a great ep to kick off another week of Forums. Last week on Forums: Silvrwoman and Ashley told everyone what was sexist, Elizamuffins grew a dick, Jakal showed everyone a cool video, forumers shared their favorite poems and Far Side comics, the Original Forum Elite Squad showed up to wreak havoc, SteveH got himself pregnant, Anastasia and Valerie were super nice, RanRan debuted her podcast, Spunky said some chill shit about bugs, Andy Dick Cheney brutally mindfucked the gang, and everyone disagreed about the latest episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! What's in store for our plucky crew this week? How many new podcasts will the forumers make? Whose sexy pic will get the most likes? Will Norm and Souprman finally kiss? Who will get a rose from honlads and who will not be joining us in next week's thread? Stay tuned for the answers to these questions and more! PS - Seriously fantastic episode! So funny. Papa Hayes (and everyone) really crushed it. Tuesdays are my favorite day of the week, and the fact that they're my day off is only the second most important reason why.

I don't know this boy but I think he's very hot.

Too many juiced-up beefcakes on this list. I like my pretty boys.

I actually like this and I might allow it. You are also at war with Houston though. For your future to be saved from darkness and destruction, his future must be sacrificed and vice versa. So don't get too hype. Mastermind was able to manipulate Phoenix into fucking him, so honestly you should be thanking me.

I already decided thejjar had to be Gambit, and I couldn't do that to anyone. Nope, sorry. Edit: Oh shit just realized it didn't make it into the post, but I had you pegged as the original Banshee, SteveH.

Valerie Bryant is the Jean Grey of this forum, Chanson is Scott Summers, Greggy is Iceman, Kevin O'Brien is Beast, .... is Wolverine, Joe McGurl is Nightcrawler, Anastasia is Storm, RanRan is Dazzler, Norm is Sabretooth, honlads is Longshot, Andrew is Colossus, Houston is Bishop, Andy Dick Cheney is Deadpool, Jakal is Quicksilver, Jeffrey is Cable, Spunky Foonerism is Mastermind, JJPI is Toad, Chickn is Jubilee but like a boy version, Blink is Blink, Joe Lerini is Forge, thejjar is Gambit, Souprman is Corsair, RoboTam is Ch'od, Elizamuffins is Mystique, Nohorseman is Angel, mikebonetti is Havok, Silvrwoman is Kitty Pryde (fuck u silvr I wanted to be Kitty), Dairy Pillows is Emma Frost. I'm Scarlet Witch. Obviously Hayes is Professor X and Sean is Magneto. I have very good reasons for these decisions, but I cannot/will not share them. Also, these are all non-negotiable. You get what you fucking get now shut up. Anyone I forgot is Goldballs.

I love suicide house. But that might just be because Jon Daly flirts with me on Twitter sometimes and I assign a lot more value to that than I should. Also I love Gelman. I really do.

I'm wearing a ski mask right now. nbd.

This is disgusting. Get your semen-laden likes off my untarnished, gold-star posts you Y-chromosomed accidents. Liking my posts is harassment and misogyny and I will report every one of you turgid boner factories.

Just wanna say I've made the choice to become exclusively gay now so I don't care if the boys like any of my posts and frankly they better not or I'm going to be very upset.

Hey guys no one tell Jeffrey I'm catfishing him. Thanks!! PS- don't read this Jeff-Jeff

You guys are so funny and nice and good. Edit: I ate the pizza. It was pretty good, but honestly I don't know why all you omnivores jizz yourselves about it on buzzfeed every second of the day. Edit 2, A Phantom New Edit Strikes Back: Sorry I'm making so many assumptions about your lifestyles. Yo, Was That Racist?

that means a lot to me greggy, thank you.

Oh man you guys I had a pretty big show tonight. I didn't invite anyone to see my first couple shows because there is less pressure that way but now that I'm pretty confident in my skills I decided to invite a handful of friends to this show and NOT A SINGLE ONE CAME not even Jeffrey which is the one I'm really the most hurt by and honestly even though the show went really well, I feel pretty terrible. Also there's this girl I've done some workshops/classes with who I really, really just could not stand at all but then tonight she complimented me and gave me a hug and now I'm in love with her even though I know she's straight. I'm not at all depressed not even a little bit which is why I just ordered a pizza with cheese on it which will be the first time in a very very long time I've broken the Vegan Code I'm doing great. I think the handful of you who don't hate me might be my only real friends. haha psych that would be such a lame thing to say

Talk to the wonderful and incomparable Nohorseman! He's one of the main #wikiboys and does an amazing job. I bet if you asked him very nicely and included a few compliments, he could do you a favor.

******SILVRWOMAN DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING POST****** hey guys I saw you were complaining that I was making the forums too sexy. you don't have to worry about that anymore cause I have a new boyfriend who completely satisfies me so I won't need to flirt with anyone online anymore except maybe RanRan. Good night and god bless!

Congrats to SteveH and his wife!!!! I am so excited to hear this news. Babies are the absolute best and I'm so happy for you!!!! Also if you need a babysitter I have several years of childcare experience in my work history and you know you can trust me cause you met me on the Internet.

Oh shit I didn't mean it like that at all, I meant that I loved what you did with it and it was something that never would have occurred to me to do because my feeble brain is clearly inferior and less funny.

Here to announce that this is my day off and therefore I have listened to all the podcasts. The Good or Bad podcast was very funny and interesting. I liked that the episode was about robots cause I used to be super into robot/android-centric sci-fi lit so that was great. And also the fellas on the ep were all very funny. (I PMed the one who was the funniest to let them know, though.) The bit about binary code was really, really smart and hilarious and I also loved the bits about The Killers/Michael Jackson and pro/antibioticism. Also the utterance of the phrase "Darth Lip Service" made me laugh out loud. Just theoretically if I had a podcast and there were technical difficulties, I'd probably edit them out (just theoretically) but Kevin O'Brien displayed some clever hosting by turning the technical difficulties into a very funny bit that the others played along with perfectly and I was quite impressed. Also I know my vote doesn't count, but I still want to say that robots are good. I would like to suggest/request an episode about the Kardashians because I love them and think they are (mostly) good but people love to tell me how bad they are and I think it could make for interesting debate. Also maybe an episode about my fave anti-villain Magneto, another thing I think is good that lots of ppl think is bad. _____ RanRan's podcast is also v good. I like her voice in a totally non-creepy way. RanRan, have you considered doing an album of dream pop covers of Tom Waits songs? As someone who used to be super into music but is now pretty dumb about it, this was a good way to hear cool songs without having to go find them myself and also hear some very smart and engaging commentary on those songs and also music stuff in general. I will be continuing to listen and probably also telling my friends about the songs I hear on this show as if I found them myself. For some reason, most of my friends are involved in the local music scene and I know they all secretly judge me for not knowing as much as they do about music. But no longer! Now I'm going to prove them wrong thanks to RanRan and co. I was a tiny bit afraid going into this that it would be like listening to my shoegaze fuckboy friends try to impress each other with their technical music vocabulary while they discuss the most obscure songs they can come up with. But even though the discussion was smart and authoritative, I never once felt alienated or condescended to. Honestly, RanRan and her co-host were really cool and fantastic and knowledgable without being remotely pretentious. I do wish that they would have played every song twice, but oh well.

Hey guys! How's it going? TGIF, huh? Just a tiny thing I noticed today just because I happened to be checking the date on my phone and it's really not a whole thing but I just saw that it was the 23rd which haha funny story means it's actually our One Month Forumversary today... I'm not saying I want to do anything for it! It's totally not a big deal like at all I just thought it was kinda funny when I randomly noticed this dumb thing. hahahaha. Crazy, right?

Pulling a silvr and deleting my post. Thought I was being silly but I probably went too far. Never mind I got the go ahead from thejjar to keep my old post so here it is again: Starting now, every time thejjar insults me, I will reveal an embarrassing quote from his OKCupid profile. Quote 1: "If you think you're ready for my dance moves good luck but you're probably not."

I'll vote for you RanRan if I can be your date.