AshleyChupp

Once when I was in high school, New York Dolls played a show in my town. I begged my parents to let me go, but they said the Devil was clearly speaking through the music of this band and therefore they could not in good conscience allow me to attend. They even stayed up late the night of the show to make sure I didn't attempt to sneak out. My punk friend Jake who is now a UVa grad who wears boat shoes and pink button down shirts with popped collars ended up going to the show without me. He fought his way to the front of the crowd and got guitar picks from Sylvain and Conte which he then framed and gave to me for my 17th birthday. Six years later, I am still furious with my parents, and I still have those picks. The End.

Stephanie, are you still looking into the whole kids thing? I am available for adoption and I'm great at French braiding hair. Brandon, are you hot and/or single? I'm just curious that's all.

If I disappoint Chanson I will be throwing myself off the nearest bridge.

I haven't said anything about this yet because I feel weird promoting myself but Forum Darling Nohorseman was a guest on the most recent episode of my podcast Winefeld where we critique wine and discuss an episode of Seinfeld. You can listen to it here or via iTunes. Noponyboy was a fantastic guest and you all should listen to this episode for him. It's longer than most eps of the show but that's just because he was so fun to talk to. Also a mutual friend told me Hayley Huntley listened to my show and called it "delightful" so there's that.

*moves in closer*

Women can be homo, too. #Sexist #EpicFail

Oh yeah! Forgot about that, I was so fukkin trashed. Was that the same night you dressed up like me and hit on/got sexually rejected by every single hot person there?

It's agist.

Now I'M jealous and I have to punch both of you.

You're my new hero.

Apparently this is the only way to get a message to Silvrwoman HEY SILVR CHECK UR FACEBOOK MESSAGES

Good stuff, Yung Chicky. I'm in if Silvr's in.

Oh it's definitely because I'm a confident, outspoken woman and also maybe because I've slept with a few coworkers.

I had my performance review this week. My boss tried to compliment me by saying "You never let your work suffer, even when there seems to be a lot of drama involving you." I'm sorry to say that my chances of winning Drama Queen for my department at this year's Fall Formal look grim. Thank you for your votes and your support of this campaign, but I think it best for me to maintain a shred of dignity by quietly bowing out of the running and skipping Fall Formal this year. Next year I will do my level best to use all the apparently copious drama involving me to inform my attitude and work performance. You live and learn, I guess.

oh my god. I'm so, so sorry for this thread going so off the rails. Please forgive me, Forum Elders. I'm taking the rest of the night off.

I tell you some of these fucking amateurs are just not committed to taming the cunt.

I just have a real passion for hot people. It shines through in everything I do.

That's right! And you, too can learn how to seduce in my two-day class Tricking Dumb Bitches Into Fucking You for just $6969.69!! Must be 18 or older and horned up to the max to enroll.

Lighten up dollface, it's a compliment. You wouldn't have put up that pic if you didn't want me to notice.

So who else here is secretly hot? You have to tell me, I'm a cop.

Sup, jjar?

yo is this racist

I am not a victim, Norm. I could only be described as a "casualty" if your words had any effect on me whatsoever. Which they do not.

negging doesn't work on me, Norm. Sorry. You'll have to find another insecure girl to wear down via this method.

I'm on the phone with nohorseman currently. He's telling me which ones of you are hot, so from now on I will only be addressing those of you on that list.