AshleyChupp

Oh man guys I just had to WALK all the way to the Post Office and STAND IN LINE to buy stamps smh. If only there were some sort of service that would make this whole process more convenient!! I'm thinking maybe something online? Just spitballing here, anyone wanna help me put together a business plan? By the way, anyone here listen to this Hamilton musical yet?

Reality Show Show is really lovely and funny and fantastic. That episode where Hayes and Sean talked about what it would be like if they had sex with each other made me actually blush. Also my new Forum Crush is Lizzy's Dog. Steve you can have my house but you have to take my roommates, too. One is not so bad, but she really likes to get angry about little things so just make sure you clean up after yourself and buy more cumin immediately if you use the rest of what's in the spice rack. The other is a nice person but also constantly sings at the top their lungs, has people over to cook elaborate meals together at 10 pm and takes 90 minute long showers while there are other people at home. Also the bathtub leaks, the basement floods and all the floors and ceilings have extensive water damage. Fantastic neighborhood!

A girl I work with got on buzzfeed for dressing up as Drake for Halloween. I've never even COMMENTED on buzzfeed smh. What am I doing with my life??? Edit: expert journalism in action

Drake the type of (fellow) to tell you to just call your best friend and tell her you love her and you're sorry cause life is just too short to spend it not speaking to your loved ones.

I appreciate this, friend.

Congratulations to Yung Chickn on this, his 169th post. U deserve it chicky. Luv u like a lil bro.

It is very kind of you to say this, friend! It means a lot to me that your opinion of me is so nice. PS- please try not to be so hard on yourself. Happiness starts with self-love. For some of us, this is very difficult to foster, but I can say from experience that the end results will be worth the hard work. Lizzy, you should post more, and we should be friends.

I, too, watch Regular Show with my kids. At least I do when they are not too busy screaming things like "let us out" or "where are our parents" and trying to smash my windows. Smh. Kids. What are ya gonna do?

TRAYAAAAAAAASH BOOOOOOAAAAT Welcome 2 tha forumz. *high fives u* *puts on ray bans and speeds off in a chill golf cart*

Holy shit did y'all see the episode photos? I'm crying.

Andy Kneis is my favorite forum poster.

Okay, buddy, have a nice week.

U got absinth'd, McGurl. Deal with it. http://youtube.com/watch?v=qRhfKOkBbwk

So, I feel like last thread I leaned a little too heavily on bits like "being insanely drunk all the time" and "hitting on certain forumers." So I think this week I'm gonna try to curb those things and try being a nice, normal human. This will take a while for me to learn how to do, so in the meantime, here's a map of Pittsburgh, motherf***ers!

Great ep. Really raw and powerful from start to finish. So happy our boys could work things out. Happy birthday, Chanson!!! Should've known you were a Scorpio you crazy bitch.

I've got a little Irish in me... (This is a joke about me being fingered by an Irish person.)

oh god i hate that giant picture of the worst angle of my stupid, stupid, dumb face oh god oh god

I respond with that's the fucking joke you big dummy. Any time I make a mistake or do something dumb or even do something that's pretty good but it's not quite perfect THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING JOKE smh some of y'all just do NOT get comedy I swear to god.

I made a shitty dumb video but it's only for Jakal no one else is allowed to watch thank u. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNIMoKGBmLE

Hey guyz, resident babe Silvrwoman was the guest on the most recent ep of my podcast Winefeld, please listen to her because she's fantastic and we all love her dearly. Also available via iTunes and Feedburner I'll give a prize to anyone who can tell me at which second I farted.

nothing i love more than taking a hot piece home and seein' how many knuckles deep they can get. for me, that's the best part of sex.

so you know how some folks have foot fetishes? I think I might have that thing except with hands instead of feet. I've been doing a lot of soul searching and, well, I don't think I can keep running from this. I find hands incredibly erotic and if I see a picture or video that's a close-up on a hand, I get very worked up even when I know for a fact the hand is attached to someone I don't find attractive at all. For example, every dude in the video that Jakal just posted is very gross to me, but there were some good shots of their hands and I was like.............. oh. It's time to be honest and real and stop hiding my true self. I love hands. I love them. I really do. Wow, that feels good to say.

I wouldn't. I hear he has a bad attitude and I don't need that in my life.

God damn it who left the gate on the CBB catchphrase suggestions open? I'm not putting him back this time. The last time I did, I smelled like skunk for a week after.

hi guy s i thought it would b fun to interpretive dance m way home and it was rly rly fun but a cop lmosts rrested dme for publi c intoxication but i sweet talked him with the old "at least i didnt try to drive home" so Im good. still luv u guys especially honlads hmu bb let's get this wedding planned Edit: im really sorry this post happened