AshleyChupp

Silvr you're so pretty and funny and I love you and I'm so glad I get to collab with u. I wanted to do something ironic and funny but u just bring out the sincere in me babe..

So, are you thinking a spring wedding? How do you feel about moving to the US?

I don't see anyone denying he's in love with me so............

Lol honlads is so in love with me lol.

If honlads doesn't like my pic I'll jump off a bridge lol is this a fun joke? I'm drunk I can't tell. Edit: I'm at a party with my cool married friends look at their awesome costumes

Happy Halloween!!! I'm being Greggy's long lost adult daughter. Luv u guys be safe for me. <3 Sorry this photo is so big I'm on my phone and can't resize.

Hey Jeff! Which Halloween costume did you end up settling on?

Jeff, Care to speak on this: Yours, Ashley

Mr Dunham, are you disappointed in your cousin Lena's failure to listen to and support the rights of sex workers as she fights against the decriminalization of their jobs and subsequent development of protective policies to keep them safe and healthy?

GUYS

Not sure what I'm gonna be for Halloween. I didn't have the money or time to put together what I wanted to. But my friend I'm going to a party with said I could wear her costume from last year. She didn't say what it was though... So probably Chanson.

Look at this guy practically throwing himself at honlads. Heh. Pathetic.

You making fun of me, bro? Cause I should warn you that I may seem like an elegant, classy lady of composure, but I can and will throw the fuck down. You wanna know what happened to the dude who grabbed my ass at a rap show? Let me answer that for you. You don't. It would make you sick to your stomach. I may be a Good Woman, but I'm a nasty, nasty girl. edit: sorry I'm wilding this morning. I got to sleep in until 5:45 am so I have a lot of extra energy. edit 2: not actually sure what "wilding" means but I think Hayes said it on RSS or something edit 3: I had to go to a work meeting from 6:30 to 7:45 am but my shift doesn't start until 10 am so I'm just drinking coffee and being dumb online at the starbucks across the street in the interim. edit 4: they ended our meeting with a 5 minute guided meditation. edit 5: gotta go to work now, have a nice day everyone. Check out this sick burn on wolverine:

congraduations to honlads! It's good that one of us is smart so our future children won't be total dipshits.

was flipping thru channels just now and Bones is on lol. apparently that show still happens and my main man David "Angel From Buffy" Boreanaz is still p hot I'll let y'all know if anything sexy/interesting happens. edit: okay apparently the dead person and her friend loved to stop and then restart each other's hearts with science or something cause it made them feel alive. will update soon. edit 2: one of the detectives just said "it's like looking for a needle in a needle stack" i think this is clever do you guys think it's clever or dumb? also apparently the dead person died so hard their blood spurted all the way to the ceiling now that's how I want to go. making a huge scene and causing extra gross problems for everyone. Just as I lived. edit 3: um.......... .ichabod crane is in this ep? like the real guy not some dude named after him what the fuck is happening?????????????????? this fucks up continuity so bad and even though I haven't watched this show in five years i'm very upset about it subedit a: apparently they're doing a crossover b/t bones and sleepy hollow which is maybe the dumbest thing i've ever heard in my life edit 4: they're all pretty chill about magic being suddenly real. the entire show is now ruined i wish i had never watched this. it's a mercy that my fanfiction is all gone. anyway they found a tooth and there was skin cells on it and that's how they got the killer whatever i don't give a shit fuck this show.

Sorry, I'm saving myself for a Forum Elder. Thanks for the offer, though.

Dear god I've been hacked

Hollywood Handbook Forums presents: Untitled Poem by 17 Year Old Ashley in Character as Rorschach From Alan Moore's Original Graphic Novel Miniseries Watchmen Written Colloquially and With Lots of Rhymes Because She Thought That if She Got Good at Rapping She Could Maybe Turn it Into a Cool Rap Song Someday I was born with a mask so I built myself a face, And I used it to purge the land I used to love of all disgrace. I am not in the business of defending the weak. I am not here to give you hope when your forecast's bleak. I am here because no one pays for what they've done. I am here to fashion vengeance from your innocent fun. You're all stocked up on your get out of jail free cards. You knew that getting out of debt was gonna be hard. I never had affection for you leeches and you bastards. I'm your hangman not your jailor, not your mother, not your master. Someone laid waste to the land I used to love. Someone dripped poison on the fingers of the wise man's glove. Someone laid waste to the land I used to love. Someone marbleized the sea and set fire to the last lone dove. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I looked down, I whispered 'no'. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I gave you justice and you gave me game shows. The best laid sins of mice and men Sprouting cracks in the stone with a fountain pen Disease on your breath and murder in your heart I can lay your lungs to rest and tear that muscle apart I can tell you of the horrors your crimes deserve I can tell you of my calling as the underworld's scourge It's apparent you don't understand your straits are dire Let me make your fate clear with a knife and with fire Your secret's out. The jig is up. No time for last words, hope you're ready for your closeup. Someone laid waste to the land I used to love. Someone returned the virgin's kiss with a kick and a shove. Someone laid waste to the land I used to love. Someone marbleized the sea and set fire to the last lone dove. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I looked down, I whispered 'no'. It wasn't me. It wasn't me. I fought your darkness with my flames aglow. Thank you for visiting the Hollywood Handbook Forums. This may be the most regrettable thing I've ever done online and I've sent nudes to boys I met on reddit. More than once.

Guys apparently my old livejournal account has been "deleted and purged". Do you understand what a tragedy this is? That's volumes and volumes of uncomfortable Bones fanfic written by horny virgin teenage Ashley lost to the ether forever. Let us all take a moment of silence. Edit: I did manage to find the series of absurdly long poems I wrote from the perspectives of different Watchmen characters, so I guess today wasn't a total waste.

Nice, chicky. You do this yourself? A young man should have hobbies, I've always said so.

Silvr if you ever feel compelled to start flaying the skin off kids in order to make little kid suits for your basement gang of cats, please know I'm always here to talk and/or help you find help. No judgment:

Weird timing but it was cool of Entertainment Weekly to write this article about Hayes.

I, too, hate the sports things. And yes it's because I'm a girl. I know, I know some girls like the sports things as well as beer and eating meat and hearing fart jokes. Those girls are different and special and should get all the boyfriends.

Thanks for explaining this. It will help me in the long con I'm pulling where I pretend to love video games in order to get attention from boy gamers.

You reading Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Houston? Ryan North is absolutely crushing it.