lizzy

Yeah that one caught me off guard too. It looks caramel-related? Personally I'm a real Dill Pickle.

sorry to start a new page with my sadass self, everyone. here is a picture of a popcorn gallery.

I was about to say that I don't have any friends who are suuuuuuper sleazy, but then I remembered the one with two kids under four and a wife with cancer. He is perpetually down to clown. STAY AWAY FROM HIM THIS WEEKEND, SELF. And how soon can you get to Winnipeg, Ashley? Let's get this done. BRAINPUNCH 2016

Chip Gardner?! Is that you in disguise

Friends, forumers, honoured useless guest: What's the best way to deal with the dude you like saying no when you ask him out? In Christ, Lizzy

anxious

Just got to the end of this episode, really love the strong finish.

Let's go.

Nice buns.

My mom can't drive us because a squirrel crawled up under her car's hood and died and now it smells just awful, so it'll have to be yours. Sorry everyone I cannot figure out why my resizing of the cute animal picture (my parents' dog Charlie) is not taking

TRULY the best advice! Thank you, my fellow Liz-based-name-haver. You're both invited to the wedding for these solid pieces of advice.

My head hurts, David Bowie's dead, and I'm terrified of asking the dude I like out. All I'm saying is that there better be a great episode tomorrow.

Troubling, to say the least.

No problem! It honestly is just kind of like he's playing the perfect Hollywood Handbook guest, except that he's for real. But nothing super cringey happened (other than the "homo" comment, but we all knew that was coming). I recommend it.

Update: truly everything I had heard about, love that he follows the homophobia up with talk of both Tia Carrere's rectum and going to Chipoltay. 5/5 would listen again.

I'm waiting with bated breath.

I've heard every other episode (probably multiple times)! I was worried I would just get second-hand embarrassment if Pauly Shore was just being an asshole, but it turns out that I did not properly understand everything I had heard about this episode. It is amazing. Engineer Codyboy is destroying. DON'T LET YOUR FEARS HOLD YOU BACK, FORUMERS.

I'm about to listen to the Pauly Shore interview for the first time and I'm legit terrified of how cringey it's going to be. Please pray for me and my highly sensitive soul. PS at first I thought the TRULY cryptic World of Paella was going to be another nerd food delivery service and I'm pleased to see that they're not actually sending fetid seafood across the USA. PPS I did enjoy the Bowie single but I have not heard the album yet! I should buy it today. PPPS Okay nm this is hilarious, how is he real.

Steve Little, how do you make (and take) your coffee?

My D also drives a Rogue and he confirms that he likes reminding people that he could go rogue with no notice. He's retiring in 3 weeks, so watch out, world! #roguery

also as I was making my way here I noticed that the last thread has 669 posts in it, niiiiice

I couldn't fall asleep on the bus today, as is my usual routine, because some motherfucker had OPENED A WINDOW ON IT and apparently the person sitting by the open window did not notice and I am too Canadian to go up to a stranger and be like YO IT'S MINUS GODDAMNED TWENTY-SIX* COULD YOU MAYBE CLOSE THAT FUCKING THING *-15F for you yanks

suck it you guys i'm not an idiot