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Any of you forum ladies calling into The Best Show with Eggs tonite?

Happy birthday Chanson, the other day I heard someone call their child Chanson and I thought of you. I assume it was her name, but maybe it was just a fond nickname in your honour. This ep taught me a lot about friendship and the danger of manholes. Sucks to the mansplainers, though, I already KNEW about Mexican Coke (and ACTUALLY in Canada all our Coke is made with real sugar, soooo).

Both, probably. I'm a complicated woman. (And I can't find that Kids in the Hall sketch where Dave is obsessively watching TV because at some point they've got to mess up and go too far and show nipples on a commercial, so please imagine that embedded here.)

thought this said "commercials have titties now" and got extremely disappointed

But does he rate that sweet chili pepper? (sorry for being reverse sexist)

hey guys this is a drunk post I drank too much wine on a not-full-enough stomach and then I got really drunk and sad at like 10 pm FRIDAY NIGHT AMIRITE (my job is not very interesting but someday I will be an archivist! which is more interesting I think.)

@ashley absinthe A+++ okc profile, really makes me consider getting back in the game @Joe Lerini Ain't no shame in a solo 'casting sesh

No man is an island, Entire of itself, Every man is a piece of the continent, A part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less. As well as if a promontory were. As well as if a manor of thy friend's Or of thine own were: Any man's death diminishes me, Because I am involved in mankind, And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.

Hey friends, couldn't help but notice that no one has mentioned our great election last night and how we no longer have a leader who is a wicked man but now we have a man who is good at falling down stairs canada flag emoji justin tru-bowwow

TGIF, am I right, guys?!!!

You'll always have you, greggy.

Oh I wasn't on it last night, it was a few months ago. I still haven't listened to it because I don't want to know how many octaves my normally sultry alto jumped. (Too sexy?)

That is exactly what happened when I called in! He sounds so different on the phone. Or he did to my terrified brain.

Would something about a snake work for the "gasped" one, or is that too much of a stretch?

Hey kids a little bird1 told me that Hayes is gonna be on the Best Show tonight 1the Best Show newsletter

But will we ever know why those chickens crossed the border? Have I got some ovaries for you!

I go by this billboard every day and it really reminds me to appreciate the triumph that was the Grease Knows Eggs show. #content

wait, he's not a shell? also yeah hey guys i'm definitely never having fulfilling sex again, welcome to spinsterhood, who knew it would arrive while i was still in my 20s nb i'm also a little drunk but i AM pretty sure that marcel is a shell. he has shoes.

It is a very good episode.

Shit, sorry guys, should've caught up on last episode's thread and fantastic nip talk before posting something here that had already been posted there. Classic n00b mistake.

Looks like other people out there are starting to appreciate Sean and Hayes's service to us non-Hollywood insiders: http://www.vulture.com/2015/10/one-podcast-to-start-with-across-24-topics.html

Hi guys, I have contracted a hellish disease and my head is now full of snotty garbage. Is this something that eating banana peels can help with?

That story doesn't really paint your dick in the best light. It's not even that weird.

Thanks! I'm a little worried about joining in the middle of a narcing spree, but what've I got to lose?

hi guys I'm new here and these forums make me giggle my buns off at my boring job I guess I'm supposed to post a picture of my D he's the one with the moustache