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Beauregard_the_Dog

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  1. Please excuse the aforementioned falsely-foisted fifth dimension.
  2. Let kibble parsimony into your life, and watch as crude protein becomes your God.
  3. Let kibble parsimony into your life, and watch as crude protein becomes your God.
  4. PARDON, please, the aforementioned falsely-foisted fifth dimension, and though we're lacking several henchman, I threw out your passport.
  5. Please excuse the sordid aforementioned.
  6. Beauregard_the_Dog

    Title IX? Lookin' fine.

    Title IX? Lookin' fine.
  7. All I do is rhyme. All I do is rhyme. All day, e'ry day, all I do is rhyme.
  8. HARK! Yonder scoundrels scoff at the Lord and deny Goody Prudence her hard-earned sustenance.
  9. BEWARE the CHORTLE HOARDER, for he shall cupboard your cachinations.
  10. Glib Filbert fell about the ballot flinging guilt.
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