Steve Zahn works as hotel manager where he falls in love with the stanch vegetarian businesswoman Jennifer Aniston. Aniston's character is also fond of giving Burger King coupons to the homeless, which they never seem to want.
After she lets him grab her butt, Zahn stalks her over multiple states until he finds at her at her ex lover's house, played by Woody Harrelson.
Woody plays an ex skinhead named Jango who has meth teeth, and then Zahn runs away to join the Buddhist monks to overcome his love of Aniston.